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So, as part of the 25th anniversary celebrations this weekend, I couldn't help but wonder, "What ingredients would make the ideal Knightmare Pizza?"

Well, tonight I've just tried it out and below you'll see my creation, the Knightmare Pizza. (Admittedly it was aided and abetted by Domino's to a certain degree).

Ingredients are as follows: Beef, Tuna, Onion, Pineapple, Red/Green Chillies, Jalapenos and of course Cheese and Tomato.

• *Beef is representative of Knightmare's darker elements.

• *Tuna and Onion to me gives an idea of what it would like to roam through a dungeon, especially the Sewers of Goth!

• *Jalapaenos and Green Chillies are Life Force Stage Green.

• *Cheese and Pineapple are Life Force Stage Amber.

• *Tomato and Red Chillies are, you guessed it, Life Force Stage Red.

You'll notice that the pizza is quite on the fiery and spicy side, and this is an indicator of the heat of the action when undertaking a quest, and even other elements like Smirkenorff and Lord Fear's fireballs. And yes, I did manage to eat the entire pizza!

Here is the pizza in all its full glory before it was devoured:

... gods have mercy on your colon.

Eight slices. Nice touch!

I hope Keith (The Brollachan) has seen this: he was infamous for offering slices of pizza back in the day.

James wrote:"What ingredients would make the ideal Knightmare Pizza?"

Here are my suggestions. People may like to guess the significance of each choice:

Chicken
Sweetcorn
Carrot
Sage
Thyme
Mushroom

Also, in acknowledgement of all the teams that messed it up for themselves, the crust would have to be stuffed.

Edit: Here are the reasons behind my topping choices.

Chicken - for the life force clock in Atic Atac that inspired Knightmare's
Sweetcorn - for dungeoneers who escaped the monster's stomach
Carrot - for "Coonan the Vegetarian" in Series 6
Sage - for Merlin
Thyme - wordplay
Mushroom - it's got the word 'room' in it

I wrote:

James wrote:"What ingredients would make the ideal Knightmare Pizza?"

Here are my suggestions.

Chicken
Sweetcorn
Carrot
Sage
Thyme
Mushroom

I'm not exactly (or indeed remotely) sure how I overlooked it, but there is another suggestion I must add.

Pickle.

Also, the pizza must not be pre-cut. That way, I can slice it with a pizza wheel whilst making Corridor of Blades sound effects.