Letter O (parody of Let It Go from Frozen)
Posted: 15 May 2021, 16:43
It had to be done, or so I told myself. This is about the infamous 'SHRUD' scene in Series 2 Quest 7. Based on the famous Let It Go from the film Frzen, I mean Frozen. Original lyrics; official sing-along video
My previous "Letter O" song parody, based on Let It Be, is here.
His face is pale, an eponymous vale
No step forward to be gained
A villain attacking Treguard
And it looks like he's constrained
Mogdred is gloating: he is certain and he's proud
Time to cast a spell, Neil is in a SHROUD
Don't let him win
Don't feed his glee
Be the good team your friend needs you to be
Dispel his spell
Then you can go
Wait, where's the O?
Letter O, letter O
Can't dispel if it's not said
Letter O, letter O
Can't you get it in your heads?
I don't know what you're going to do
Let the scene run on
I doubt if you'll make it off Level 2
It's funny how persistence
Makes no difference at all
And how "stalactite" and "turn-spell"
Just make you sound like fools
It's time to give a massive clue
To test the limits and break through
No right, so wrong
No rules for you
We'll see
Letter O, letter O
Thought he said that he was constrained
Letter O, letter O
It's not just him who's pained
Treguard groans but there you stay
Let the scene drag on...
And Hugo's hearing in his ear: "Give them more aid:
We're near expiring because the quest is so delayed"
And one phrase jogs their memories like an icy blast
And Mogdred fades away. And Neil must exit fast(ly)
Letter O, letter O
Mogdred cries (so do we): despair
Letter O, letter O
Ridiculous, unfair
Soon this scene will be in the shade
Let the quest go on
They're doomed when they think the next spell is SPADE
My previous "Letter O" song parody, based on Let It Be, is here.
His face is pale, an eponymous vale
No step forward to be gained
A villain attacking Treguard
And it looks like he's constrained
Mogdred is gloating: he is certain and he's proud
Time to cast a spell, Neil is in a SHROUD
Don't let him win
Don't feed his glee
Be the good team your friend needs you to be
Dispel his spell
Then you can go
Wait, where's the O?
Letter O, letter O
Can't dispel if it's not said
Letter O, letter O
Can't you get it in your heads?
I don't know what you're going to do
Let the scene run on
I doubt if you'll make it off Level 2
It's funny how persistence
Makes no difference at all
And how "stalactite" and "turn-spell"
Just make you sound like fools
It's time to give a massive clue
To test the limits and break through
No right, so wrong
No rules for you
We'll see
Letter O, letter O
Thought he said that he was constrained
Letter O, letter O
It's not just him who's pained
Treguard groans but there you stay
Let the scene drag on...
And Hugo's hearing in his ear: "Give them more aid:
We're near expiring because the quest is so delayed"
And one phrase jogs their memories like an icy blast
And Mogdred fades away. And Neil must exit fast(ly)
Letter O, letter O
Mogdred cries (so do we): despair
Letter O, letter O
Ridiculous, unfair
Soon this scene will be in the shade
Let the quest go on
They're doomed when they think the next spell is SPADE