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A fight between Treguard and the dugeon keeper from Dungeons and Dragons!

I think we all know who'd win that!

it's propably done, but I'm not sure.... plus it's something we almost saw:

Lord Fear on a date with Lissard who's been magicked to look like Marta

(I just found the tape with Barrys quest so I couln't resist )

It may have been done but:
Treguard sitting down with Pat Sharpe and disscussing the ideal game show and mullets they have known and loved.

(PS This is my 100th post anniversary! To celebrate I'm giving you all free cars!)

Thats nice, but I'm too young to drieve :-\

So? Practise! Knock over a few policemen while you're at it.

You wouldn't see The Brollachan, Sidriss and Sly Hands at a MENSA meeting held in the dungeon.
Ditto Brother Mace and Pickle (see Episode1, Series 7)at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting

In 7 months I'll be old enough, so I won't risk my drivers licence just yet
oh and you wouln't see the Brollachan driving a car he got from Becks (the Knightmare Broll not Forum)

This thread is still going? Teh W00t!

Yep, still going *offers gin and tonic and biscuits to celebrate*

You wouldn't see the Blockers working as bouncers in your local nightclub (OK, it's not in the dungeons...)

Bouncers in place of blockers, perhaps?

"OI, you're not getting in if you're under 18 and don't have the password." I'd love to see that.
I know it's been said somewhere else, but what about blockers replacing Chip and Pin?

Or Ridolfo on the X-factor? Then again, that's not the dungeons.

Slyvester Hands enjoying high tea with cucumber sandwiches accompanied with Lissard and Lord Fear involving a learned debate on whether Sidriss or Velma is more attractive?

Do you mean Velda? Velma was in Scooby Doo!

These threads have been going for a long time (hence their 'Klassic' status, I suppose), and some of the more recent posts are recapturing ideas from the earlier days:

Becxsmagic wrote:You wouldn't see ... Brother Mace and Pickle (see Episode1, Series 7)at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting

Drassil wrote: [Several KM characters, including Brother Mace, Aesandre, Hands, Pickle and Gretel, sit in a semi-circle in Brangwen She's Clueroom, facing the wall monster. Brother Mace stands up.]

Mace: Greetings, my name is Brother Mace. And... and...

Brangwen: Answer, name it now!

Mace: ...I'm an alcoholic.

[The others in the semi-circle applaud.]

Brangwen: Well done. The first step, is acceptance. Acceeeeeptaaaannnce...

Becxsmagic wrote:Slyvester Hands enjoying high tea with cucumber sandwiches...

Malefact wrote: Sylvester Hands: "Good evening, old sport! I was just enjoying a rather spiffing cucumber sandwich!"

That'll be where I got the idea *looks guilty*

Cedric becoming the lover of a Russian queen, who is convinced that he can cure her son's haemophilia.

A band consisting of skeletrons and catacombites, named 'Boney KM', singing a song about Cedric doing the above.

McGrew interrogating a tin of Baxter's soup: 'So you're not a Campbell?'

The Brollachan coming out of a dungeon wall as the dungeoneer walks by:

"You will tell me how to check my lottery tickets online, human. Then you will tell me if Keira Knightley is single"

When the dugeoneer looks through the spy glass, Lord Fear is asleep.

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When the dugeoneer looks through the spy glass, Lord Fear is in a forest, playing with bunny rabbits.