Knightmare.com

you have decided to start up a Knew company, hiring  people from Knightmare. Who would you hire and what posistion would you offer them. For example I think Lord Fear perhaps could be your security guard and Treguard as manager. Fidget would be incharge of opening and shutting. Hordriss as personnel manager or on reception. etc.

Sidriss, Gretel, Marta and Mellisandra as tea girls, perhaps? Some of the witches as cleaning ladies, and the beautiful witch (can't remember her name) and lillith as the ruthless businesswomen?

Morghanna would make an excellent Security Guard because she would never let ANYONE past!

Or the Madusa from S2 for that matter!

How about a restaurant? Mrs. Grimwold and Mellisandre as cooks; Mogdred as a waiter!

This is how I imagine him greeting some customers:

'Look upon menus. LOOK upon menus, and... [the customers interrupt to ask him which poultry would go best with a bottle of 1987 Chateau Cauchemar] ...quail.'

Folly and Motley would be great to provide the corporate hospitality  ;D

:o I think for certain if it was a restaurant and Mrs. G was one of the cooks then I would avoid it by all costs!

And if Lissard put off all the customers with his "tuna breath" the place would be reported to the Trading Standards Authority