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"HEY JESTER.."

"I DON'T GO TRYING TO BE THE OFFICAL KIGHTMARE DUNGEON JESTER DO I ?"


"SO DON'T YOU GO NICKING MY LINES OK ?"

*At the moment our professional jester is hiding under the desk at the moment... PLEASE HOLD THE LINE...*

Eaasssy sunnyjim!  :o

Just a joke!

If anyone's feling generous, I need some oil and some polish for my suit...

Ok *hands over some oil and polish* (they contain a rust spell)

Sydney Mayhem! are you related to Bhel-Shebah by any chance?

"RATS!!! It's time to buy pressies for The Oppositions Christmas party."

"And guess who got stuck with the task AS FLAMMING USEUAL."

"Right Shopping list"


Lord Fear:  The Technomagic Monthly (Eddition 25)

Lissard: Breath Mints & A life-times suplay of Tunar Fish.

Skarkill (Myself): Some New Orces

Sly Hands: Deodrant, Ale & Some better dungeoneer catching equipment, (Magic Rope & A Catapult )

Raptor: Lessons on how to be a Goblain Master.

Julius Scaramonger: Anything he can sell later at a profit.

Snapper-Jack: A new Net & A Book Of Harder Riddles.

Maldame: A book on how you conduct your self when dealing with dungeoneers. (Makeing deals with them honestly)

Aesandre: A trip to the North Pole

The Bollracan: A Trip back to Cornwall to visit freinds & family.

Honesty Bartram:

Bhal-Shebah: A Session with Therapists

The Dreadnought: An Encycopedia

Grippa & Rhark: Armour (To Stop Pixle's needle hurting them.)

Tiny The Hobgoblain: More Apperencess in the dungeon

The Assasins: Some better training (So there not scarred of so easily)

The Frightknights: Oil & Greses

Skelatrons: Cod Liver Oil (to keep their Joints well oiled)

Miermen: A better Master (Guess who I've got in Mind)

Trolls & Mier-Trolls: Learn-To-Read Books.

Dragons (Red & Snap): Firestones

PLUS: Food & Refreshments for the party.


"Phew right off to Wolfenden."

"This is going to cost."

Posted by: Moana Liza Posted on: Today at 12:30am
Sydney Mayhem! are you related to Bhel-Shebah by any chance



Actually no.  I'm a wolf not a dragon altough I am related to a certain Satu who is... er.... the most destructive, wild, nutty, fast, 5 year old.... where did I put my dictionary...

Sorry, I just wanted to revisit the topic

No Need to appolagise Motley.

This was a very good and intresting topic.

And Rudy Fun As Well.


It's were me and Snowwie first started our little "rivalrey"

Hmmmm Just were has Snowwie dissaperd to I haven't seen her since Dec 12th.

Hope I aint scared her off, I was starting to grow found of her.

Remember it was me, you, and Snowwie, Skarkill! We made four or five pages in one morning... We were chatting literally...  :)

Anyways...

Yes where is Snowwie?
Perhaps we should make a topic... "Where is Snowwie" or "Snowwie come home" or perhaps "The gallant quest to find Snowwie..." Whaddya think...  ;D

Not A Bad Idear Motley.

Its no fun being The Forums Resident Goblain Master

With Out The VERY LOVELY Snowwie to Play off

Remember it was me, you, and Snowwie, Skarkill! We made four or five pages in one morning... We were chatting literally...  

Yes Fun Times Motley. Fun Times.

Go all the way to Helsinki, Finland to see her Skarkill!  :)

I wish we can get those black cardboard portholes at our command eh? Go anywhere we like...  ;D

Go all the way to Helsinki, Finland to see her Skarkill!  :)

I wish we can get those black cardboard portholes at our command eh? Go anywhere we like...  ;D

Would That I Could Motley.

True True It would save a Hell Of A Lot Of Traval Money.

You Could Pop To The Berharmars, Florida, Hawiie & Still Be Back In Time For Tea.

Heh! There I am at the bus stop...

"Oah Bugger this..." *CLUNK* (Porthole appears)

End up in someones backyard  ;D

Gets mad (http://www.geocities.com/knightmaresoniccomics/as.wav)

DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE!!!  ;D

Oh look it's Sidriss...

(http://www.geocities.com/knightmaresoniccomics/colt.wav)

And Elita...

(http://www.geocities.com/knightmaresoniccomics/ak47.wav)

I'm not that cruel really...  ;)