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There, that should be enough caption contests for us to amuse ourselves with.

Errrm how about...

"Orvil is mean.
Hordriss is Green.
Orvil and Hordriss, here on your screen"

Taken from Orvil and Cuddles the animated series from CBBC, which I bet no-one remembers... Yeah, it's a bit of a cack suggestion really isn't it? and this explanation is just making it worse isn't it? Yes, I thought as much.

Ahem. I have a fantastic excuse anyway for such crap-captioning, er, captions - I'm a new member This is the kind of stuff you have to look forward from me... a bleak warning for the future.

Anyway, hello to you all!!  ;D

"...always of the green...I am Grimaldine and Lissard's lovechild!"

Christ, perish the thought!  :o

Hordriss admits that maybe he did use a little too much hair dye...

Those are all really good!

Hordriss really should have realised that a headache cure from Rothberry the Apothecary would produce some odd side-effects.

"I just took a quick dip in the Sewers of Goth. Nothing to worry about: I'm sure it'll wash out."

I remember Orville + Cuddles the animated cartoon thing.  Utter duff.

"I'm doing my bit to promote recycling, young dungeoneer".

After seeing the amazing craftsmanship on Grimaldine's staff, Hordriss was green with envy.

...and then turned green with sickness as Grimaldine offered to have a go at his own staff.

Anyway, hello to you all!!  ;D

Hello geezer!  ;)

Christ:o

STEADY ON WITH THE LANGUAGE NOW
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Anyhow, back on to the subject of captions:  ;D

"Sometimes  I doubt Nic capturing stills from his old all-green filter screen"

"No, Sidriss, that wasn't the GROWME spell. Are you sure you didn't cast GREENME instead?"

The production team suddenly realise that the Chromakey has gone all horribly wrong  ;D