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Hey there

My names Gareth But me mates call me Gazz and when i have done something very well im called King_Gazz.

Anyways im 22 and i come from a little town called Barry which is near Cardiff and i do IT in the OLC.

I enjoyed watching Knightmare when i was 7 and my 1st memory was wen Lillith Killed Dungeoneer team 11 in series 2 and ever since then i got hooked on it.

I have also been diagnosed with autism i was confirmed at a young age and used 2 be a lot scared of talking to people on the net and in the real world.

Besides Knightmare I also like football with Liverpool and Cardiff City are the teams i support and regulary go to see cardiff play, i also like nostalga programmes like knightmare, karaoke, socialisng and surfing the net.

Hope to hear from you all soon and here is a link 2 my sight www.angelfire.com/ok4/gazzaswrestlingfed

Cardiff city? Liverpool? Ooh, dearie me no. Chester city should be the team you support. And that goes for everyone.

So they aren't in the football league this season....it'll only be a matter of time before they are promoted from the Conference.

He said...tempting fate.

Hah! My brother supports Exeter City, and they'll pip you to the post. Apparently.

*Get's whistle, cards, notebook and pen and dons black kit*

I thought they were supposed to be deducted about 12 points for something or other. I'm more worried about Barnet, to be honest.

Fat lot of good Uri Geller did for Exeter, by the way. They are better than Carlisle, I'll give him that. But, any team could beat Carlisle this season.

He probably bent all the cutlery. Anyway are we here to talk about football or Knightmare? Oh yeah you're blokes. I almost forgot It's a blokes thing . I wonder who would make a good Knightmare team (your Knightmare dream team) and what position could they play in?

Nice way to get it back on a KM theme!

Brother Mace would work well in goal, simply because he'd take up a sizeable proportion.

Smirkenhoff could easily play midfield, take off with the ball on his back and land just in front of the opposition's goal.

Lord Fear could probably be intimidating for attack, whilst Pickle could be in defence. Treguard would be coach (He'd care if the team lost, although horrific injuries may be treated with no more than an "Ooh nasty!").

Motley could dummy a few of the players on the right wing, and Hordriss would do something special as the centre-forward, undoubtedly.

I wouldn't pick Elita, because she'd get sent off in the first minute for 'Abusive language'. I also wouldn't pick mogdred because he'd spend too much time trying to  get the opposition to convert to his side.

It's fair enough having Lord Fear in attack as he would more than definately scare the opposition, but the problem is if he scores a goal within the first couple of minutes after kickoff, he would end up gloating for the whole of the first half!

True, then I'd have to substitute him for Cedric. There'd be no messing there!

ok u guys who are chester city, Exeter and barnet? teams that were football league clubs not like cardiff who will be in the premiership in a year or 2  ;)

True, then I'd have to substitute him for Cedric. There'd be no messing there!

He'd probably get sent off in all due to trying to clobber someone, leading to him being booked to which he'd probably call the ref something like "Dog's bottom" or something like that.

The football club of two nations, Chester City (the stadium goes across Wales and England) shall prevail in the end over your.....Welsh...team. Yeah.

I don't know where Cardiff are in Division 2...but I hope you beat Wrexham, anyway.

Frightknight what footballing planet ru from? Cardiff r in division 1 with the likes of West Brom n Crewe

But they used to be in Division 2, right? I can't remember where every nationwide club is...

Now looking and seeing Cardiff just outside the playoffs. Interesting. Never been a Welsh club in the Premiership.

soon to be in the premier ohh hell yeah