The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library
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The Sanctity Of Never Having My Hair Cloned By Online Gameshows, by Marge Simpson.
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Mirror, Mirror On The Wall, by the set designer for season 8.
The Encyclopaedia Of Sarcasm, by Grimaldine.
Keep The Fourth Wall Sacred, by Treguard, with foreword by Pickle the Elf.
Character, by Ellie.
The Little Book Of Cool, by the Stone Salamander's Head.
Always Live By The Family Name, by Julian Smith.
Everything I Know I Learned From Listening To My Master, by Neddy.
I Ain't Afraid O' No Ghost, by dungeoneer Claire from team 2, season 2.
Spiders? Wimps!, by dungeoneer Nicky from team 3, season 4.
A Bit Of Darkness Never Hurt Anyone, by dungeoneer Steven from team 12, season 2 (with contributions by dungeoneer Nicola, from team 2, season 7).
The Encyclopaedia Of Sarcasm, by Grimaldine.
Keep The Fourth Wall Sacred, by Treguard, with foreword by Pickle the Elf.
Character, by Ellie.
The Little Book Of Cool, by the Stone Salamander's Head.
Always Live By The Family Name, by Julian Smith.
Everything I Know I Learned From Listening To My Master, by Neddy.
I Ain't Afraid O' No Ghost, by dungeoneer Claire from team 2, season 2.
Spiders? Wimps!, by dungeoneer Nicky from team 3, season 4.
A Bit Of Darkness Never Hurt Anyone, by dungeoneer Steven from team 12, season 2 (with contributions by dungeoneer Nicola, from team 2, season 7).
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Leaping To Victory by Stuart Ashens.
Enthusiastic Acting by Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
(If these guys ever read this, I'll be mortified O_O
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Enthusiastic Acting by Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
(If these guys ever read this, I'll be mortified O_O

Many years ago I wrote fanfictions. Now I attempt to write sanely.
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Whoo! Ice cruel! I'm new to being a member here. Hello all!
Sorry if this idea has been already spoken, but how about "My successful spyglass view kills" by Lord Fear?
It would be a different story if he tried harder.
Sorry if this idea has been already spoken, but how about "My successful spyglass view kills" by Lord Fear?
It would be a different story if he tried harder.

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Hi Aesstagg, welcome to the forum! 

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Cheers, Canadanne! Thanks for your welcome. 
I got inspired to join after watching episodes of knightmare on the web.
Knightmare is an ice cold boss show! I used to watch it in the 00's on challenge.
I wasn't sure if people come here to post still... So it's wonderful someone replied!
More Books -
"Where am I?" by Treguard
"I grant you 3 wishes" by Majida
"My journey to Cash My Gold" by the Boatman.

I got inspired to join after watching episodes of knightmare on the web.
Knightmare is an ice cold boss show! I used to watch it in the 00's on challenge.
I wasn't sure if people come here to post still... So it's wonderful someone replied!

More Books -
"Where am I?" by Treguard
"I grant you 3 wishes" by Majida
"My journey to Cash My Gold" by the Boatman.
With the ice-cold snap of Aesandre, and the cruel authority of Greystagg, your doom is prepared!
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Welcome aboard, Aesstagg. I don't think we've had that one before, no.
The Importance Of Reading Through A Forum Thread Before Posting To It To Avoid Repetition, a collaboration by the KM Forum users.
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It'll Heal If You Just Stop Picking, by Mildread.
The Importance Of Reading Through A Forum Thread Before Posting To It To Avoid Repetition, a collaboration by the KM Forum users.
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It'll Heal If You Just Stop Picking, by Mildread.
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haha, yes... Cheers for that too.
"The ironically thick book of this thread" itself is not
a book that is easy to digest in one day.
Still though,
I did read few a few posts in here, just not every single one.
Until next time, I'll read "how to fly" by festus the dog. Muahahaha!
Thanks for the welcome, all... And the advice.
"The ironically thick book of this thread" itself is not
a book that is easy to digest in one day.

I did read few a few posts in here, just not every single one.
Until next time, I'll read "how to fly" by festus the dog. Muahahaha!
Thanks for the welcome, all... And the advice.

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Re: The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library
My Friends In The Dungeon by Lord Fear
Just a title page and 3 blank pages
Also Best Ways to Make New Friends by Elita that rude cavern elf
Which is also just a title page and three blank pages. lol.
Just a title page and 3 blank pages

Also Best Ways to Make New Friends by Elita that rude cavern elf

Which is also just a title page and three blank pages. lol.

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"You're not witless. You're just nice. Too nice really for your own good. That's your main problem."
"You're not witless. You're just nice. Too nice really for your own good. That's your main problem."
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A close shave, by Treguard.
Learn to be at peace with yourself, by Bhal-Shebah.
How to avoid over-rating yourself, by Firestorm Of Marblehead.
A most animated reaction, by Owen the dragon.
The art of never getting in a flap, by Smirkenorff.
Approachability, a collaborative work by the Snap Dragons.
An Englishman's home is his castle, by Black McGrew.
Eternally buoyant, by the Red Dragon.
Hospitality, by the Gruagach.
Naming babies, by Granitas.
Complacency, by Velda.
Zen & the art of focusing on priorities, by Mellisandre.
Athletics, a collaboration by the Cavernwights.
The Cedric book of IQ-testing riddles.
Developing a relaxed attitude to body image, by Lillith.
Mood music as an art form, by the composer of the Knightmare V/R theme.
The Grimwold family book of vegetarian recipes.
Learn to be at peace with yourself, by Bhal-Shebah.
How to avoid over-rating yourself, by Firestorm Of Marblehead.
A most animated reaction, by Owen the dragon.
The art of never getting in a flap, by Smirkenorff.
Approachability, a collaborative work by the Snap Dragons.
An Englishman's home is his castle, by Black McGrew.
Eternally buoyant, by the Red Dragon.
Hospitality, by the Gruagach.
Naming babies, by Granitas.
Complacency, by Velda.
Zen & the art of focusing on priorities, by Mellisandre.
Athletics, a collaboration by the Cavernwights.
The Cedric book of IQ-testing riddles.
Developing a relaxed attitude to body image, by Lillith.
Mood music as an art form, by the composer of the Knightmare V/R theme.
The Grimwold family book of vegetarian recipes.
Knightmare Audio Plays from The Dunshelm Players.
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I think TQ confirmed that Young Grimwold is a vegetarian, so that one might actually work!
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You're quite right.
Posing deathly perils, by the Level 1 snake.
How to run a happy TV studio, by Treguard and Majida.
Posing deathly perils, by the Level 1 snake.
How to run a happy TV studio, by Treguard and Majida.
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Maintaining good relations with your house's former owner, by Maldame.
Zen & The Art Of Going To The Lavatory, by the Monster's Stomach Chamber.
Good tourist etiquette in England, by Olaf The Dead, with foreword by Black McGrew.
These eyes are everywhere, by Skarkill.
Fabulous recipe ideas with aniseed, by Fatilla the Hun.
The wonder of flight, by Owen The Dragon.
The Noble Art of air flight stewarding, by Smirkenorff.
Wales - land of champions, by Dungeoneer Simon, season 4.
Hugo Myatt and me - peas in a pod!, by Paul Flannery.
Lightning reflexes, by The Dreaded Ka'a.
Zen & The Art Of Going To The Lavatory, by the Monster's Stomach Chamber.
Good tourist etiquette in England, by Olaf The Dead, with foreword by Black McGrew.
These eyes are everywhere, by Skarkill.
Fabulous recipe ideas with aniseed, by Fatilla the Hun.
The wonder of flight, by Owen The Dragon.
The Noble Art of air flight stewarding, by Smirkenorff.
Wales - land of champions, by Dungeoneer Simon, season 4.
Hugo Myatt and me - peas in a pod!, by Paul Flannery.
Lightning reflexes, by The Dreaded Ka'a.
Knightmare Audio Plays from The Dunshelm Players.
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The Gibbet Guide To Character Longevity
Sword-names For The Faint Of Heart, by Grundrada.
Don't stick your tongue out! by the Serpent's Mouth.
Look! No Hands, by Paul Valentine.
Tips To Keep Your Inappropriately-Placed Banana Concealed From Your Boss, by Pickle.
Deities Have No Place In Dungeoneering, by Gideon, team 3 season 8.
An Academic And Critical Denunciation Of The Undesirable Ramifications Of Socially Conservative Neoliberal Dogma, by Maldame.
Sword-names For The Faint Of Heart, by Grundrada.
Don't stick your tongue out! by the Serpent's Mouth.
Look! No Hands, by Paul Valentine.
Tips To Keep Your Inappropriately-Placed Banana Concealed From Your Boss, by Pickle.
Deities Have No Place In Dungeoneering, by Gideon, team 3 season 8.
An Academic And Critical Denunciation Of The Undesirable Ramifications Of Socially Conservative Neoliberal Dogma, by Maldame.
Knightmare Audio Plays from The Dunshelm Players.
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Cooked chicken is my life, by Brother Silence.
Koshing people over the back of the head - I never miss!, by Brother Mace.
The Art of lie detection, by The Brollachan.
Identifying reptiles, by Mark, Team 4 Season 2.
SHOUT for joy! by Brother Silence.
Koshing people over the back of the head - I never miss!, by Brother Mace.
The Art of lie detection, by The Brollachan.
Identifying reptiles, by Mark, Team 4 Season 2.
SHOUT for joy! by Brother Silence.
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