Knightmare.com

You've seen this many times on commercials such as the mastercard ones

An Example:

First class return rail tickets to Norwich - hmmm about 90 pounds

Taxi from station to hotel - about 10 pounds

Hotel - about 85 pounds per night

Taxi from hotel to studio - about 5 pounds

Falling down a pit through the guidance of a directionally challenged mate - PRICELESS

Can you think of any more? (prices are what I made up as an example though and are not true)

(NB: I can't get pound signs on my keyboard as everytime I try to set it to UK English is keeps going back to US English which is the default. Everytime I try and deleat the US English after changing it to UK is says I can't deleat the US because it's in use. Annoying!)

Polystyrene to make a helmet of justice - four pounds.

Leather to make a knapsack - fifteen pounds.

Computer to create a vitrtual 3D environment - three hundred pounds.

Costume to make Michael Cule look like a barbarian - 25 pence. (They were diddled.)

Look on Lord Fear's face when gets squashed flat under a falling dragon - PRICELESS.

An in-character one.

Bones for Festus - 3 pounds 50- from the Level 1 Asda.

Ingredients for Grimmy's Daily Pie - 3 pounds.

Cyanide Tablets to put in Mildread's tea - 50 pounds.

Repair Bill for the Level 1 Payphone Festus Vandalised - 3000 pounds.

Seeing the look on Mildread's face when the winner of "Best Hag" on the Knightmare Discussion Forum is announced - PRICELESS.

Second Hand Chain Mail: £10

Goblin Food: £500 (Per Goblin)

Tiny The Hobgoblin: £1010

The Irons (Manicals): £60

Hearing the cries of a Dungeoneer being tortuerd by his Lordship: PRICLESS

"HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE........LOVELY."

[BTW- Are you going to annouce the results of Best Hag sometime, Skarkill?]

Beer - £1.50

Trip to level Two - A key

Fit through a small door - A "Downer"

Getting mowed down by a block - PRICELESS

Napsack- £15
Green Gem- £75
Goblin Horn- £25
Offering someone who hates you a present- Priceless

Getting blown up = FREE
Getting bludgened = FREE
Getting chased = FREE
Making friend in the dungeon = PRICELESS!

Panasonic Widescreen TV - £500

Sky Installation - £30

Sky Subscription - £40

Watching people learn their left and right in the block and tackle chamber - PRICELESS

Passage to the next level - one bar of silver...
Something to bribe Sly Hands - One bag of coins...
Flowers to give to Some power-mad witch - roses...
Watching a dungeoneer getting nobbled in a dark room, with one small green skull, and one large white skull. - priceless...

College entry fees - £3750
Imac with broadband connection - £2500
Hire of studio for band recording - £400
Listening to the pie/quiche debate when supposed to be using 'Pro-Tools' - PRICELESS

Bribing Fatilla = Gold
Getting Brother Mace drunk = Ale
To capture a voice = A BAG spell
Backchatting Elita with hearts content = PRICELESS

(I've been waiting all day for you lot to turn up!)