Caption Contest #2

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Caption Contest #2

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As advised by Emii, this is MY caption contest - just so things don't get confusing.

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Re: Caption Contest #2

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1) Treguard began to regret the changing of the rules which allowed gay sailors to compete against the dungeons.

2) The dungeoneer returns from the dungeons to find that his sleeves have been left in the corridor of blades.
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"
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Re: Caption Contest #2

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It seems that Merlin got fed up with the dungeoneers, so he simply teleported one out. Treguard wasn't too happy.
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Re: Caption Contest #2

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LOL! I can see the dungeoneer just appeared beside Treguard, and Treguard with the O_o look on his face!!!
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Re: Caption Contest #2

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So effective had their school's "Don't talk to strange men" lessons been, that the team refused to talk to Treguard.
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Here's one...

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1: After considering that a ten year old boy could assist him better than Majida, Treguard decided to give it a go...

2: Treguard remains oblivious of the dirty old man stereotype...

How's that?  ;D
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Re: Caption Contest #2

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- Some1 has farted and the smell has only reached the first 2 team members
Treguard: O_o What?
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Re: Caption Contest #2

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It seems the advisors forgot to tell Steve that he had to bring his own chair! Treguard stopped Steve just when he was about to sit in his, Steve sheepishly withdrew!

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The game's rules had changed to that of musical chairs! Treguard sang a little ditty, but there always has to be a loser!
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