Turned on my laptop to find this...

[DarkComet]

Be honest: on a scale of 0 to Jenna Jameson, how screwed am I?

[HStorm]

Look very closely, and you can make out Spider-Man's head in the middle of the picture.

[DarkComet]

If I squint, I can make out a bow tie...

[BBrooks]

"Prisoner Zero has escaped"

[Pooka]

That's all right, I think it's just the Green Lanterns doing some display practice.

[Drassil]

...on a scale of 0 to Jenna Jameson, how screwed am I?

0 is the Atraxi's problem now. As for Jenna Jameson, she may be the reason that Jeff was urged to delete his internet history.

I turned on my PC to find an icon named Bad Wolf. It might be time for a new computer.

[DarkComet]

As for Jenna Jameson, she may be the reason that Jeff was urged to delete his internet history.

Jeff seems a classy fellow, I'd have him down as a Chloe Lamb guy myself.

... I, er, heard some uncouth basement dwellers discussing her merits. At a LAN party. That I happened to be passing by.

[Drassil]

So, have you stuck your hand in? The crack, I mean. Not the basement dwellers.

[DarkComet]

I AM A MAN! *punch*