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Hello there.

My name is Hayley and I am almost 19.

Knightmare was my favourite show. I remember being 5 years old and hiding behind a cushion when it was on! But I loved it, and I still do now.

so hi

Hello and welcome to the board.

Yes, hello and welcome. I am Dark Descender, Romanticist, Feminist and I really hate plaigarism. I also don't think I spelt that right. Enjoy yourself.

Hi Hayley

As long as you dont hide behind the cushion still then welcome to the forum

Althougth lord fear is still a bit scary looking even today lol

*From somewere in he dark.*

"His Lordships not the only opaa....Oppo...Opp..Opoa.

Errrrrrrr The Baddies whos scarey."


*The Goblin Hunting horn sounding heralds the arival of Grippa and Rhark followed by there vile master.*

"Right you stand yer ground Dungeon Maiden."

"Yes stand yer groud so I can put me manicals on yer and don't you tries and runs or Grippa and Rhark here will mash yer for yer trouble."

"Allow me to introduce myself. Skarkill's The Name. Goblin Master by profesion. Forum Villain by trade and yes you guessed it, your my next victim."


"So If I cathces yer....."


"IT'S THE IRONS FOR YER"


"HEHEHEHEHEHE........LOVELY."


"See you round."


"GOBLIN FODDER."

Welcome to the zone!

*Klank, klank*

Welcome you. I'm pleased you have already demonstrated fear before the Lord of the Opposition. Er, Lord Fear, that is.

Join the Opposition, and bask in its ever-growing army of malicioussssnesseness. Damn, never can quite pronounce that word quite correct.

Join or be doomed!

(FrightKnight mode off)

Hello! Welcome to the greatest Knightmare forum you'll find, full of information, entertainment and friendly discussion (and a couple of people with a few bananas short of a fruitcake!)

(FrightKnight mode on again)

Ah, my 600th post. Hopefully one that shall be remembered as enticing another member to join myself, Skarkill, Lord Fear and so many others. Hum ho ha ha. Etc.

FrightKnight wrote:malicioussssnesseness. Damn, never can quite pronounce that word quite correct.

You been having too many converssssationssss with Lisssssard then? Anyway don't encourage them to join the opposition, the ptb are much better .

*Unfortunatly for Little Miss Powers That Be Mona. Skarkill had not yet left and to stop her recruiting a new PTB member. And to get even for all the bee stings, wacks to the head etc.*

*He gags her useing Rags torn from Sly Hands jacket.*


"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.............LOVELY."

Hello there. Nice username - Knightmare wouldn't be Knightmare without anachronism! I like the Series 5 encounter where Brother Mace asks a dungeoneer what an anachronism is. Although anachronisms technically don't belong in the present, I hope you feel a sense of belonging for as long as you're around the forum.