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Myself and Elita


Raptor & Tiny

(Son Tiny could Crippal that poor excuse for a Goblin Master.)

Mesa and Mellisandre!

Me and Skarkill. Just think of the endless discussions we could have about the best way to torture Dungeoneers.

Anyone and Lissard in the lift and it'll smell like tuna.

Treguard and Lord Fear, they would be at each others throats by the time either one steps over the threshold after the other, better put me in there to keep the piece.

Merlin, Hordriss & Grimaldine, Green fireballs all about or a friendly chat.

Anyone and Merlin. He'd either bore them to sleep or make them do or commit something they shouldn't, due to frustration from his Christmas ramblings. I can imagine Merlin saying to the other person/people "You do want to be home in time for Christmas don't you", which is fair enough if Christmas was the next day or so, not if you were in the lift in the middle of Summer yet even in January. Grrrrrrrr. Imagine him saying that whilst stuck in a lift with you during the January sales.

Anyone and Hordriss. He could magic them out. Simple.

Very good thinking. Just don't make the mistake of selecting to be stuck in a lift with Merlin, or he may well take a good 2 - 3 days just to remember the spell.

Myself and Snapper Jack

Dooris and Mug the Gargoyle

Not a good idea to put Dooris in there, the lift will end up flooded!

How about that fish from Virtually Impossible or worse, Fatilla?

Oh I still must be the only person who liked VI (and the fish). I can imagine you get stuck with Fatilla he'd probably say something like "I'll blip ya and I'll blop ya if you don't get us outa here".

Anyway changing the subject slightly how about Jade Goody and back to the subject me and Gundrada. Hmm Elita and Gundrada could be interesting and so could Elita and Jade.

Folly and Motley

The Gatemaster and me. He's powerful, and familiar with lifts, so I reckon he'd be able to free us. Plus, I'd like to find out more about him. Whether that desire would be mutual, I don't know...

Tiny or a Cavernwight

Actually it would be a good idea to have Tiny in there... get him to jump and you're at the bottom floor in an instant!