Knightmare Cheese!

[JamesA]

I was with a friend of mine yesterday who explained that he had been trying to come up with cheese-based celebrity names (Dairylea Van Cleef, Monterey Jack Nicholson to help put you into the picture) - on the way home, I ended up contemplating if there were any cheese-based Knightmarisms. I've managed to come up with some - all the cheeses parodied below are all listed on the Cheese.com website, and I've provided links to the actual cheese names within my Knightmare based offerings.

So then, here goes:

Lord Fearta
Lissardi Gasna
Marblehead Cheddar
Dunshelmbarra
Brother Mace-carpone
Cedricotta
Brangwensleydale
Gorgon-zola (Another name for Medusa?)
Emmentalisman (Series 2 Team 10's winning quest object)
Ba-Ba-Babybhal Shebah (a.k.a Red Leicester Death)

Conclusion; far from being just being a item of food in the occasional quest, I thought the humble piece of cheese could be given some additional Knightmare spin. Any others?

[Mystara]

Stileton?

[Nightwisher]

Marblehead Cheddar? That actually sounds real! I think I will wind a few people up with that one

[Canadanne]

Here are some really stinky ones!

Wall Munster
Caerfolly
Camem-Bert
Stinking Bishop of the Black Monastery
McGruyère
Appledooris
Mistress Gouda
Parmaesandre
Captain Briemanor
Majedam, or Maledame
Roquefortress of Marblehead
Stil-feta
Snapepper Jack
Dair-Ellie, or Despairylea - possibly my favourite. *g*

[Canadanne]

Has no-one said Motleyzarella?

And of course, cool, creamy Philadel-Fear.