Thank you. :)Genius!
Incidentally, can anyone think of a song which features 'dungeon' either in the title or in the lyrics? I can think of one...
New parody:
It's Series 3, and Dungeoneer Julie is cornered by goblins. She didn't earn any goblin magic from Merlin; the Team is in profound trouble. All Julie has is a green gemstone. One of her advisers says something to her along the lines of: "Say hello to the goblins, Julie, and ask them if they'd like a present. Better yet, sing! Sing your heart out!" And she does (to the tune of this Culture Club song):
Give me ti-ime
Tooo hear the bell chime
Let me love its peal
I can't prance
Away from you guys
I wish this weren't real
Do you really want to hunt me?
Do you really want to make me die?
Here's a gem so you don't thump me
Dungeoneers must ask you why
In my heart I know it's over
Came from Leicester, to be stars
But the schoolkids they will tease me
'Sidestep left, Jewel-ie!' - ha-ha
Do you really want to hunt me?
Do you really want to make me die?
Do you really want to hunt me?
Do you really want to make me die?
Words are few I have spoken
Though I've faced a thousand fears
I've not lost yet - hey, stop pokin'
Save me from the classroom jeers
You're attacking but believe me
Green's your colour, don't you know
You guys hate without a reason
Not prepared to let me go
If it's flesh you want from me
Then take it away
Everyone is not so tasty
It's over in pain
Do you really want to hunt me?
Do you really want to make me die?
Do you really want to hunt me?
Do you really want to make me die?
...Chorus repeats until Treguard's farewell speech.
