The Dumb Ones (parody of The Young Ones by Cliff Richard)

[Mashibinbin]

From the Beach Boys to Cliff Richard with barely a groan in between...

The dumb ones,
Viewer we’re the dumb ones,
And dumb ones shouldn’t be dismayed.

To venture, on
While the decision is wrong,
For we won’t be Dungeoneering very long.

Next room,
Why wait till the next room,
The next room sometimes never comes.
Lawks, whee,
There’s a hole in the floor
And the best time is to die while the level's small.

Once in every series
Comes a quest like this.
I'll never reach Levels two and three.
Oh my advisor I can’t see!
Quest Objects
Should be redeemed together,
Moving blocks shouldn’t be delayed.
And some day when the years have flown
Viewer, KM-VR'll will kill the dumb ones of our own.