The Knightmare Academy Awards
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The Knightmare Academy Awards
Time to vote, ladeeeez and gents, for this year's KAFTAN (Knightmare Academy of Filming Terribly Angry Necromancers) awards in the following categories...
Best character In Each Season Of KM.
Best Puzzle In Each Season.
Best One-Liner In The Series.
Worst Bit Of Dialogue In The History Of The Series.
Most Embarrassing 80's Hairstyle To Make It Onto the Show.
Greatest Dungeoneer Ever.
Greatest Team Ever.
Most Boring Dungeoneer Ever.
Worst Team Ever.
Best character In Each Season Of KM.
Best Puzzle In Each Season.
Best One-Liner In The Series.
Worst Bit Of Dialogue In The History Of The Series.
Most Embarrassing 80's Hairstyle To Make It Onto the Show.
Greatest Dungeoneer Ever.
Greatest Team Ever.
Most Boring Dungeoneer Ever.
Worst Team Ever.
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Re: The Knightmare Academy Awards
How about an award for
"The Best Opposition Henchman ever,"
"The Best Powers That Be Allie ever,"
&
"The Best Nutral Character ever."
as well. ;D
"The Best Opposition Henchman ever,"
"The Best Powers That Be Allie ever,"
&
"The Best Nutral Character ever."
as well. ;D
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Re: The Knightmare Academy Awards
And, Best Latin Male - the nominees being: Hordriss; Brother Mace; Ricky Martin.
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Re: The Knightmare Academy Awards
You've been getting very sarky recently haven't you, Drassil. Keep it going!
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Re: The Knightmare Academy Awards
Pleses Clarifiey this for me HStorm.
The Best character In Each Season Of KM award.
Is that for a charcter from each seson or is it an award to one character from all the sesons?
The Best character In Each Season Of KM award.
Is that for a charcter from each seson or is it an award to one character from all the sesons?
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Re: The Knightmare Academy Awards
One award for each season.
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Re: The Knightmare Academy Awards
How about:
Most funniset Dungeoneer Death ever
Best Season ending ever
Best lifeforce sequence ever
Most funniset Dungeoneer Death ever
Best Season ending ever
Best lifeforce sequence ever
Re: The Knightmare Academy Awards
Original Lifeforce all the way!
How about an award for best Dungeon Master Nominees; Treguard, Treguard, Treguard and Treguard.
How about an award for best Dungeon Master Nominees; Treguard, Treguard, Treguard and Treguard.
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Re: The Knightmare Academy Awards
Best characters
Series 3: Hordriss
Series 4: Brother Mace
Series 5: Lord Fear
Series 6: Sylvester Hands
Series 7: Sylvester Hands
Series 8: Sylvester Hands
Best puzzles/obstacles
Series 3: Merlin's chamber
Series 4: Block & Tackle
Series 5: Corridor of Blades
Series 6: Great Causeway
Series 7: Corridor of Blades
Series 8: Corridor of Blades
Best one-liner: Brother Mace, Series 4: "I sit here in my lonely cell, and I contemplate the follies of the wide world. And I also drink a lot of ale."
Worst dialogue: The things repeated verbatim in every single Series 4 quest.
Greatest Dungeoneer: Barry
Series 3: Hordriss
Series 4: Brother Mace
Series 5: Lord Fear
Series 6: Sylvester Hands
Series 7: Sylvester Hands
Series 8: Sylvester Hands
Best puzzles/obstacles
Series 3: Merlin's chamber
Series 4: Block & Tackle
Series 5: Corridor of Blades
Series 6: Great Causeway
Series 7: Corridor of Blades
Series 8: Corridor of Blades
Best one-liner: Brother Mace, Series 4: "I sit here in my lonely cell, and I contemplate the follies of the wide world. And I also drink a lot of ale."
Worst dialogue: The things repeated verbatim in every single Series 4 quest.
Greatest Dungeoneer: Barry
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Re: The Knightmare Academy Awards
...and the nominees for worst dungeoneer ever are:
Akash - Crumbled Ledges (*correction)
Douglas - Blown away/Bombastic
Simon (s4) - A step in the "Right" direction
and the winner is...
Akash - Crumbled Ledges (*correction)
Douglas - Blown away/Bombastic
Simon (s4) - A step in the "Right" direction
and the winner is...
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Re: The Knightmare Academy Awards
On a rare (for me) serious note, I don't think any of those dungeoneers were particularly bad, they just had terrible advisors.
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Re: The Knightmare Academy Awards
True.
How about an award for most original present giver?
...and the nominees for the most original present giver are:
Julie - What a gem
Antony - Bah Humbug
Richard (s5) - A kind of magic
(correction after reading the following post. I got confused though.)
How about an award for most original present giver?
...and the nominees for the most original present giver are:
Julie - What a gem
Antony - Bah Humbug
Richard (s5) - A kind of magic
(correction after reading the following post. I got confused though.)
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Re: The Knightmare Academy Awards
It was Antony Hague who did the Humbug present. Akash was the one who left the icepak behind.
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Re: The Knightmare Academy Awards
Biggest Cliche (Aesandre)
Most Original Headwear (Nemanor won, fighting off stiff competition from the likes of Malice and Morghanna, although there was some controversy over whether the odd object on his head could technically be classed as a "hat", which it was certified as by the nominee).
And the special Lillith Award for Tremendous Consumption of Humbugs (LATCH) went to Lillith herself, for the fifth year running.
Most Original Headwear (Nemanor won, fighting off stiff competition from the likes of Malice and Morghanna, although there was some controversy over whether the odd object on his head could technically be classed as a "hat", which it was certified as by the nominee).
And the special Lillith Award for Tremendous Consumption of Humbugs (LATCH) went to Lillith herself, for the fifth year running.
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The first official Knightmare Awards!
Well I have been meaning to put this up for a long time now:
THE KNIGHTMARE AWARDS!!! :o
We have 15 carefully selected categories with 5 nominations for each! We need your votes!
Here are the 15 categories with nominations:
1. Best Male Actor in Knightmare
Hugo Myatt
Mark Knight
Clifford Norgate
Paul Valentine
John Woodnutt
2. Best Female Actress in Knightmare
Mary Miller
Natasha Pope
Joanne Heywood
Stephanie Hesp
Iona Kennedy
3. Best Series
Series 2
Series 3
Series 6
Series 7
Series 8
4. Best Team
Series 3 Team 4 (Leo)
Series 4 Team 6 (Dickon)
Series 4 Team 8 (Giles)
Series 6 Team 5 (Ben)
Series 7 Team 7 (Barry)
5. Best Death
Series 2 Team 5 (Tony) Died in "one of Mogdred's little playpens"
Series 3 Team 10 (Julie) Asked the goblins if they'd like a present.
Series 4 Team 4 (Simon) Sidestepped left.
Series 5 Team 7 (Chris) Swallowed by a blocker.
Series 8 Team 2 (Daniel) Sliced in the corridor of blades.
6. Best Quote
"Ooh, nasty" (Treguard)
"Where am I? (Mark) / You tell us! (advisor)"
"I say, you lot...bog off" (Pickle)
"Now I don't like to gloat, Ben...wha, what am I saying? I can't believe I said that, dear me, what a little fibber I am! Of course I like to gloat, I love it. It's something of a hobby for me..." (Lord Fear taunting Ben)
"Ten dead goblins, sitting on the wall!" (Sylvester Hands)
7. Best Character in Knightmare
Treguard
Lord Fear
Hordriss
Brother Mace
Merlin
8. Best Wall Monster
Igneous
Brollachan
Brangwen
Mug
Granitas
9. Best Quest Object
Sword
Shield
Cup
Crown
Talisman
10. Funniest Moment
Insult Contest
Sidestep to your left
Fear and Lissard open Series 7
Barry and Sylvester Hands
Rothberry and Julie
11. Best Theme
Series 1-3 Opening
Series 1-3 Closing
Series 4-5 Closing
Series 6-8 Opening
Incidental music from series 5-7
12. Best Bot (Knightmare Chat)
Cypher
Caei
Jobe
Skeletron
Q
13. Best Piece of Dungeoneering Equipment'
Helmet of Justice (mark 1)
Helmet of Justice (mark 2)
Knapsack
Eye Shield
Reach Wand
14. Best Series Ending
The dungeon breaks up (Series 2 and 3)
Christmas (Series 4)
The dungeon freezes (Series 5)
The red dragon (Series 6)
The troll (Series 7)
15. Best Clifford Norgate character
Hordriss
Owen
Oakley
Smirkenoff
The Dreadnought
HERE IS HOW YOU VOTE:
PM me with your nominations as follows:
1. (your nomination)
2. (your nomination)
3.
And so on, the closing date for nominations is FRIDAY 30th DECEMBER! The results will be announced live on SUNDAY 1st JANUARY in our special new year chat! Please bring as many people as you can to our special chat night! We are hoping to get over 40 users on the night!
THE KNIGHTMARE AWARDS!!! :o
We have 15 carefully selected categories with 5 nominations for each! We need your votes!
Here are the 15 categories with nominations:
1. Best Male Actor in Knightmare
Hugo Myatt
Mark Knight
Clifford Norgate
Paul Valentine
John Woodnutt
2. Best Female Actress in Knightmare
Mary Miller
Natasha Pope
Joanne Heywood
Stephanie Hesp
Iona Kennedy
3. Best Series
Series 2
Series 3
Series 6
Series 7
Series 8
4. Best Team
Series 3 Team 4 (Leo)
Series 4 Team 6 (Dickon)
Series 4 Team 8 (Giles)
Series 6 Team 5 (Ben)
Series 7 Team 7 (Barry)
5. Best Death
Series 2 Team 5 (Tony) Died in "one of Mogdred's little playpens"
Series 3 Team 10 (Julie) Asked the goblins if they'd like a present.
Series 4 Team 4 (Simon) Sidestepped left.
Series 5 Team 7 (Chris) Swallowed by a blocker.
Series 8 Team 2 (Daniel) Sliced in the corridor of blades.
6. Best Quote
"Ooh, nasty" (Treguard)
"Where am I? (Mark) / You tell us! (advisor)"
"I say, you lot...bog off" (Pickle)
"Now I don't like to gloat, Ben...wha, what am I saying? I can't believe I said that, dear me, what a little fibber I am! Of course I like to gloat, I love it. It's something of a hobby for me..." (Lord Fear taunting Ben)
"Ten dead goblins, sitting on the wall!" (Sylvester Hands)
7. Best Character in Knightmare
Treguard
Lord Fear
Hordriss
Brother Mace
Merlin
8. Best Wall Monster
Igneous
Brollachan
Brangwen
Mug
Granitas
9. Best Quest Object
Sword
Shield
Cup
Crown
Talisman
10. Funniest Moment
Insult Contest
Sidestep to your left
Fear and Lissard open Series 7
Barry and Sylvester Hands
Rothberry and Julie
11. Best Theme
Series 1-3 Opening
Series 1-3 Closing
Series 4-5 Closing
Series 6-8 Opening
Incidental music from series 5-7
12. Best Bot (Knightmare Chat)
Cypher
Caei
Jobe
Skeletron
Q
13. Best Piece of Dungeoneering Equipment'
Helmet of Justice (mark 1)
Helmet of Justice (mark 2)
Knapsack
Eye Shield
Reach Wand
14. Best Series Ending
The dungeon breaks up (Series 2 and 3)
Christmas (Series 4)
The dungeon freezes (Series 5)
The red dragon (Series 6)
The troll (Series 7)
15. Best Clifford Norgate character
Hordriss
Owen
Oakley
Smirkenoff
The Dreadnought
HERE IS HOW YOU VOTE:
PM me with your nominations as follows:
1. (your nomination)
2. (your nomination)
3.
And so on, the closing date for nominations is FRIDAY 30th DECEMBER! The results will be announced live on SUNDAY 1st JANUARY in our special new year chat! Please bring as many people as you can to our special chat night! We are hoping to get over 40 users on the night!
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