Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
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Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
My dear associates,
It's time to call a truce between myself and Hstorm. From now on my illustrious friend, Majida is yours and yours alone.
From this moment forward my intentions are completely focused towards Melisandrinoff. As a final word to you Hstorm, Spellcasting H-A-N-S-O-N.....Ooooh Nasssty!
Now, Melisandrinoff. Never have I set eyes on one such as yourself. You are by far the most gorgeous person in this Dungeon. Will you join me at my side, together we can rule this place!!!!
Right, I'm off to dream about Melisandrinoff.
It's time to call a truce between myself and Hstorm. From now on my illustrious friend, Majida is yours and yours alone.
From this moment forward my intentions are completely focused towards Melisandrinoff. As a final word to you Hstorm, Spellcasting H-A-N-S-O-N.....Ooooh Nasssty!
Now, Melisandrinoff. Never have I set eyes on one such as yourself. You are by far the most gorgeous person in this Dungeon. Will you join me at my side, together we can rule this place!!!!
Right, I'm off to dream about Melisandrinoff.
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
"mmmbop/dudumdudumdum-dummmbop/dndndndnnn/bopdnbdnbd-ooooo/heeeyyyy-eeeaaah"
(Heathcliff ducks - nothing is thrown at him)
At last!! My music is appreciated!
(is hit in the face with an apple turnover)
Damn.
(Heathcliff ducks - nothing is thrown at him)
At last!! My music is appreciated!
(is hit in the face with an apple turnover)
Damn.
Hee hee hee!! Copernicus!!
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
Ah, Semtex Jack, I am overwhelmed and flattered - of course I will stand by you and take my rightful place as queen of the dungeon! Together, we will be a force to be reckoned with! Everyone will bow before the great alliance of Semtex Jack and Melisandrinoff!
"You're in a room..."
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
Ah, well, nobody's perfect :D
"You're in a room..."
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
"Errr. If your in need of a henchman with experience with Goblins and in Kiddnapping."Melisandrinoff wrote: Everyone will bow before the great alliance of Semtex Jack and Melisandrinoff!
"I'm your man well Goblin Master."
It's The Irons For You. LOVELY
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
...and entertainments...
Not the jokes, the cabbage bit...
Not the jokes, the cabbage bit...
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea??
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
Ah heck!!Melisandrinoff wrote: Ah, Semtex Jack, I am overwhelmed and flattered - of course I will stand by you and take my rightful place as queen of the dungeon! Together, we will be a force to be reckoned with! Everyone will bow before the great alliance of Semtex Jack and Melisandrinoff!
I'm having enough fun with the goth and the kitkat!
Now we have ANOTHER bad guy double act?!?
***slinks off in the general direction of his sfx rig, MORE work...***
There are but 2 rules in this realm:-
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
1) He who sees first is the winner...
2) He who is seen first is toast...
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
There is notheing wrong with a little EVIL alliances.
Just so long as I'm on there side.
Just so long as I'm on there side.
It's The Irons For You. LOVELY
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
I am pleased to welcome you Melisandrinoff.
So nice to finally have someone to rule under....i mean, beside me.
We are always in need of Henchmen. Those who are handy with Goblins are always welcome.
Try not to think of us as an evil double act but merely your allies. Join with us and we shall be all powerful.
If you are successful in your application then you shall receive a BTA pencil, a badge, an armadillo and an inflatable Andy Williams.
So Melisandrinoff. What shall we call ourselves?
Right, I'm off to tickle Pickle.
So nice to finally have someone to rule under....i mean, beside me.
We are always in need of Henchmen. Those who are handy with Goblins are always welcome.
Try not to think of us as an evil double act but merely your allies. Join with us and we shall be all powerful.
If you are successful in your application then you shall receive a BTA pencil, a badge, an armadillo and an inflatable Andy Williams.
So Melisandrinoff. What shall we call ourselves?
Right, I'm off to tickle Pickle.
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
"HEHEHEHEHEHE."Semtex Jack wrote:We are always in need of Henchmen. Those who are handy with Goblins are always welcome.
"At your service Your Jackship err, Lordship."
"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE........LOVELY."
It's The Irons For You. LOVELY
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
I would keep out of anyone's service myself - Hordriss did all right staying neutral for more than 3 seasons after all. I bet the Opposition only pays minimum wage as well, if that.
A word to the wise - try feeding those goblins brain pills and then they might actually come close to usefulness! Otherwise I think trained Catacombite wranglers might be better equipped to serve the practitioners of Evil.
A word to the wise - try feeding those goblins brain pills and then they might actually come close to usefulness! Otherwise I think trained Catacombite wranglers might be better equipped to serve the practitioners of Evil.
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
Silence! Jack's Back!!
I'll have you know young man that we pay a reasonable wage of 16 groats a week and a bottle of Dr Pharka's Finest Firewater.
We also offer a yearly medical with all health care included (This does not include being crushed by dragons), a very attractive pension scheme and negotiable holiday pay.
I am not The Opposition. This is a new regime. I predict that we shall rule all the dungeon for at least 12.5 seconds.
Skarkill. As well as the Goblins, I wish you to look after and train Nibbler for me. I'll give you a nice bonus if you manage to get him house trained.
Right, I'm off to gargle vodka
I'll have you know young man that we pay a reasonable wage of 16 groats a week and a bottle of Dr Pharka's Finest Firewater.
We also offer a yearly medical with all health care included (This does not include being crushed by dragons), a very attractive pension scheme and negotiable holiday pay.
I am not The Opposition. This is a new regime. I predict that we shall rule all the dungeon for at least 12.5 seconds.
Skarkill. As well as the Goblins, I wish you to look after and train Nibbler for me. I'll give you a nice bonus if you manage to get him house trained.
Right, I'm off to gargle vodka
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
Hmm... I'm going to stay on the side of the powers that be and I'm still goin to keep turning Skarkill in to things.
Mainly for the reason that I had friend who tried to rule a place, but it didint end well....
Plus I turning skarkill in to things in too much fun *turns Skarkill in to a finnish spitz*
Almost forgot; That evil wizard is now a gordonsetter and is my neighbours pet (and no I'm not responsible for the fact that he's a dog)
Mainly for the reason that I had friend who tried to rule a place, but it didint end well....
Plus I turning skarkill in to things in too much fun *turns Skarkill in to a finnish spitz*
Almost forgot; That evil wizard is now a gordonsetter and is my neighbours pet (and no I'm not responsible for the fact that he's a dog)
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
I wouldn't think that would be you turning animals into evil things Snowwie!
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea??
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Re:Semtex Jack, Melisandrinoff, Majida and Hstorm
Hmmmm. The ability to transform people into things. Could be a powerful ally.
Would you consider joining us if we offered you something? Maybe a whole case of Sainsbury's Taste The Difference Custard? I can nick that from work!
Consider my offer. I think you'll find it's the best you'll get.
Melisandrinoff, If you're going to be my Queen....does that mean we have to marry?
Right, I'm off to invade Poland.
Would you consider joining us if we offered you something? Maybe a whole case of Sainsbury's Taste The Difference Custard? I can nick that from work!
Consider my offer. I think you'll find it's the best you'll get.
Melisandrinoff, If you're going to be my Queen....does that mean we have to marry?
Right, I'm off to invade Poland.
Lok'Tar Ogar puny Human
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