Sylvester Hands

Other shows or games that remind you of Knightmare but aren't official derivatives.
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Sylvester Hands

Post by djoska » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:22 am

Ah- you'll never guess what-

I was on the train home the other day and some man started talking to me and his voice was Sylvester Hands' down to a tee!!!!

I think he wasn't quite with it but I found it hard to keep a straight face.

He was rather large, dribbled, wore a flourescent jacket and started bragging about his electric bike, which he got from the mobility people.

Just thought I'd share that with you all that we have a sly hands sound-a-like!!!
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Re:Sylvester Hands

Post by Naitch » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:12 am

Ha!

Who knows, maybe after series 8 Lord Fear had finally had enough of Hands and got rid of him.

It's a shame he now has to spend his days traveling on trains telling anyone who'll listlen about his motobility bike.

Oh the punishment of Lord Fear can be a cruel thing...

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Re:Sylvester Hands

Post by djoska » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:56 am

yeah- he's put on weight though!!
And nicked a florescent jacket!!!!

...But he sounded SOOOOOOO much like him it was v.funny at the time!!

I did get off the train with all of my belongings so I guess he's stopped thieving!!!
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Post by djoska » Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:29 am

oh- I found out something about him-

He was one of them wierd people who sold eggs in the street (this is in Norfolk) but then he started stealing money (sounds familiar??!)

My grandad knew him as the 'egg man' and din't say anything good about him!!!

Some yobbos tried stealing from his mum/dads house.
He's like 40someting and lives at home!
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Re:Sylvester Hands

Post by Ironlord » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:32 pm

djoska wrote: My grandad knew him as the 'egg man' and din't say anything good about him!!!
Is he also The Walrus?
I am Granitas of legend. MY NAME IS NOT AMUSING!

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Post by djoska » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:03 pm

He might be!!!

He's got few teeth and the ones he's got stick out like one and he's v.obese!!!
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Re:Sylvester Hands

Post by Ironlord » Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:41 pm

Someone fill him in on the real reason why I said "walrus..."
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Re:Sylvester Hands

Post by Naitch » Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:34 pm

Goo Goo G'Joob!

Any other Beatle fans like me to spot the I Am The Walrus Reference?

Tha's where the Eggman/Walrus reference come from.

What's even scarier is that Knightmare was filmed in and around Norwich, which adds weight to him being Hands in the first place.

Maybe he was having another "Day 'Orf"

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Re:Sylvester Hands

Post by Ironlord » Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:29 pm

Naitch wrote: Goo Goo G'Joob!
Someone's awake.
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Re:Sylvester Hands

Post by djoska » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:27 am

He would have to lose some weight to fit in Paul Valentine's costume!!

He was in Norwich, the eggman, fixing his electric bike, and he got the train home and started randomly talking to me.

I kept an eye on my pocketses!!!
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