Celebrity Knightmare ?

How might you change Knightmare if a new series were to be made?
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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by Kieran » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:35 am

I think I would prefer Mr Richard O'Brien (not relates to me, thank you!) over Mr Ed Tudor Pole, somehow I can see Richard fit in to it far better, like ahem I believe he did on Crystal Maze.  :D
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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:49 am

Ed T-P and Motley are made for one another.

Ed T-P could tell all his bad jokes to Motley, who'd do that awfully overenthusiastic fake laugh, to which Ed would reply with his disgusting and slightly disturbing laugh. They could cosmic handshake all day, until of course Ed's life force ran out and he died.  
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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by Werewolf » Fri Jun 20, 2003 1:31 am

Ed T-P and Motley are made for one another.

Ed T-P could tell all his bad jokes to Motley, who'd do that awfully overenthusiastic fake laugh, to which Ed would reply with his disgusting and slightly disturbing laugh. They could cosmic handshake all day, until of course Ed's life force ran out and he died.  
Ah, I haven't sprayed coffee over my monitor like that in a long time  ;D

But seriously - we don't want all the dungeon inhabitants killing themselves as soon as they see Mr Tries-to-be-Richard-O'Brien-but fails-miserably ambling along. Besides, his bouffant hairstyle would get in the way of the helmet.
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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Fri Jun 20, 2003 2:34 am

Wull, in the Corridor of Blades, with that bouffant hair and standing in his trademark legs-so-far-apart-it-must-be-painful pose, he couldn't fail but be hit by something rather more cutting than his own pointless witticisms.
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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by Pickle123 » Fri Jun 20, 2003 4:48 am

OW! not much seems to be sharper than GG's wit right now...*clap worthy* ;)
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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by Werewolf » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:08 pm

*claps*

It'd be interesting to see Mr E-TP in the transporter room though...

"Hey look, I can stand on both pads at once! What a spiffy wicket! And that big man in the shiny metal suit has....I believe he's just thrown himself over the edge! Cosmic!!"

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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by MoanaLiza » Fri Jun 20, 2003 1:27 pm

his bouffant hairstyle would get in the way of the helmet.
I've just had a thought on the subject of hair styles, what about Lawrence Llewellen Bowen? Also this time, if you get anymore coffee, don't waste it by spraying it again all over your monitor. It does not do it nor your computer any good!
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Mwahahah...

Post by WhiteFloatingSkull » Fri Jun 20, 2003 1:53 pm

The WWE suggestion could even go as far as gettin' vincey boy to take a fall in the 'Play your cards right' room...

Let's see him sign contracts while havin' his bloody legs chewed off by festus.  ;D

But the ONE person I'd like to see in the dungeon, suffering the eternal wraith of lord fear, would be...

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Jamie oliver - that would be 'Pukka'.

That Bloody dimwitted Sainsbury's promoting, TV stagnating, over-enthusiastic and thoughroughly annoying git would be PERFECT skull fodder...

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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by MoanaLiza » Fri Jun 20, 2003 1:58 pm

Would he try to offer him some strawberries and cream? Or would that only be if he met some goblins ;D
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Re: Mwahahah...

Post by Arcengal » Sun Jun 22, 2003 8:14 pm

But the ONE person I'd like to see in the dungeon, suffering the eternal wraith of lord fear, would be...
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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by MPK » Sun Jun 22, 2003 10:41 pm

Bobby Davro- that way we would not only be saving the world, but we would also be getting a few badly done celebs free!

( I say a few and I mean a few- Frank Bruno and Cliff Richard, and maybe if hes happy a terrible rendition of Bruce Forsythe! After all, thats all he can do!)
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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by MoanaLiza » Sun Jun 22, 2003 10:44 pm

Don't forget Sir Bob Geldoff if you want to help save the world and also Michael Jackson, if you could get him down from his tree!
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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Sun Jun 22, 2003 11:05 pm

Bobby Davro- that way we would not only be saving the world, but we would also be getting a few badly done celebs free!

( I say a few and I mean a few- Frank Bruno and Cliff Richard, and maybe if hes happy a terrible rendition of Bruce Forsythe! After all, thats all he can do!)
Oh, that's so true. Chuck him in the quicksand before he tries to do his Brucie again.
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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by MoanaLiza » Sun Jun 22, 2003 11:08 pm

And as he's sinking he'll still say "nice to see you to See you...!"
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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by CorridorofBlades » Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:31 am

Surprised no one mentioned Cheggers! He was on The Adventure Games and a celebrity edition of Incredible Games.

I would also stick a vote in for Chris Evans

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