Celebrity Knightmare ?

How might you change Knightmare if a new series were to be made?
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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by RoxxAatherton » Mon Jun 23, 2003 11:31 am

Surprised no one mentioned Cheggers! He was on The Adventure Games and a celebrity edition of Incredible Games.

I would also stick a vote in for Chris Evans
Cheggers would probably want to do it naked though, Imagine.... 'Naked Knightmare'

On second thoughts, don't
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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by grumphicks » Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:05 pm

It would add extra spice to the corridor of blades at least.  :o
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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by Werewolf » Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:06 pm

Or the *drumroll*

Block and TACKLE  ;D

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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by RoxxAatherton » Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:32 pm

hmm yes, corridor of blades...

Oooooh nasty would have a whole new meaning...

Perhaps  a naked Knighmare should be commisioned, I'm sure channel 5 would buy it, especially if Cheggers presented it!

;D
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Re: Celebrity Knightmare ?

Post by Elessar » Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:43 pm

Hmmm.....Cheguard.....

But if we wanted to keep the original 11-16 rule, why not get rid of Charlotte Church and Daniel Radcliffe, the youngest entries in 100 Worst britons and rightfully so!

Actually Daniel Radcliffe wasn't in it, but his alter ego Master Potter was....well they have the same birthday - they're the same person.

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Who would you like?

Post by MoanaLiza » Tue Nov 04, 2003 12:58 am

Who would you like (celebs/famous people) to enter the dungeon, die and how?
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Re: Who would you like?

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Tue Nov 04, 2003 1:12 am

Ann Robinson - Minced to pieces in Corridor of Blades complete with red paint on camera lens. "Your remarks were always cutting, but the Blades were just a cut above."

Celine Dion - Let a magic sword sap her life force like her music saps mine.  

Judith Chalmers - Burned to a crisp by Bhal-Shebah. I don't particularly dislike her- it's just the only way her brightly sunburnt face could ever get any redder.

Too soon since the last time we did this to offer my Jamie Oliver/Goblin remark again without people noticing me copying my own jokes. *sigh*
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Re: Who would you like?

Post by Lord_Bob » Tue Nov 04, 2003 10:05 am

Get Tony Blair in their, and make members of his cabinet guide him. I doubt he could make it through the first room. Still CoB would be the best death for him

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Re: Who would you like?

Post by Lowebo » Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:48 pm

Quite happy i have started CoB as a shorthand!! (i think anyway!)

Iain Duncan-Smith - sidestep left type death: If you can't trust your aides, you can't trust anyone.

Jordan: Trial By Spikes - The spikes didnt kill you, your boobs were in the way.

Fred Durst: MineCart!! - Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'...

Jonah Lomu: Block & Tackle - finally, he was tackled...
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Re: Who would you like?

Post by Emii » Tue Nov 04, 2003 5:40 pm

I used CoB many moons ago, just as TbS (Trial by Spikes) and PYCR (Play your Cards Right) were used. I doubt I was the first but it was definately before most members of the forum that are here now had joined!
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Re: Who would you like?

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:02 pm

Iain Duncan-Smith - sidestep left type death: If you can't trust your aides, you can't trust anyone.
Hehe, I like that. Alternatively, all his advisors are saying "You'll have to move to your left if you want to win!" but old IDS keeps sidestepping to the right- that's what Lady Thatcher did when she conquered the dungeon, so he thinks it'll work in any circumstance.

Delia Smith - Dies in Mildread's Cauldron. " Are you sure you want bats wings in here, Mildread? Thyme would be slightly more conventional..."

Edward Tudor Pole - Tries to cosmic handshake Snapper Jack and gets bitten by the Glove Puppet of Pure Evil.  

David Dickinson - Life force runs out as he spends ages talking to camera describing the clue objects in the Level 1 Clue Room. "Oooh, now this horn, lovely craftsmanship, that's got to be a bobby dazzler. I think the glove's a duffer."
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Re: Who would you like?

Post by Brangwen » Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:38 pm

Ahh Grimaldine, don't be so mean to Ed Tudor Pole, lol^_^

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Re: Who would you like?

Post by MPK » Tue Nov 04, 2003 11:42 pm

Bobby Davro, Keith Chegwin, in a really long and slow death, preferably by a professional like Fear or a frightknight!

Paul Daniels, I want him to die in a magical duel with Mogdread, out of which when Daniels is dead, Mogdread turns to the camera and says "Well I dont know about you, but I liked that............I liked that a lot, mwha ha ha agh aha ha aha ha aha !"

Timmy Mallet by a huge gigatic sledge hammer falling on top of his head, out of which the dungeon calls out, "Now you dont like it when it happens to you, do you!"
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Re: Who would you like?

Post by lordfearisafox » Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:46 am

Following along the David Blaine lines...

Derren Brown being eaten by a wall blocker cause he failed to make a psychological connection with it, thus  guessing the wrong password.

(Well, if the whole Russian roulette thing didn't manage to bump him off only good ol' Knightmare can provide the perfect means) I am sooo evil  >:(
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Re: Who would you like?

Post by lordfearisafox » Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:51 am

Paul Daniels, I want him to die in a magical duel with Mogdread, out of which when Daniels is dead, Mogdread turns to the camera and says "Well I dont know about you, but I liked that............I liked that a lot, mwha ha ha agh aha ha aha ha aha !"

That's magic... ;D
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