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What will they get for Christmas?
I think lord hordis would like some sort of battle axe ,an orange (for life force)
Treguard would probably like the band aid single
and remember as Lissard allways says "set phasers to frag"
Treguard would probably like the band aid single
and remember as Lissard allways says "set phasers to frag"
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?
Who the heck is "lord hordis"???
May I point you in the direction of www.knightmare.com so that you can learn a bit about Knightmare. It is either Lord Fear or Hordriss that you are probably referring to.
May I point you in the direction of www.knightmare.com so that you can learn a bit about Knightmare. It is either Lord Fear or Hordriss that you are probably referring to.
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?
Brother Mace would get some 50 year old Etruscan Brandy from Hordris and a Latin dictionary.
Brother Strange would get a book of proverbs.
Cedric: a new quarter staff
Olaf: An axe so that he wouldn't have to share that stupid club with Fatilla and Gibet.
Brother Strange would get a book of proverbs.
Cedric: a new quarter staff
Olaf: An axe so that he wouldn't have to share that stupid club with Fatilla and Gibet.
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?
It's been pointed out on the Forum before (by MPK, I think) that Knightmare has its very own white-bearded man in red who bestows gifts upon children...
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?
Hordriss?
Anyway prehaps the Brollachan would get an Enyclopedia.
Skarkill would get a new set of irons
Lissard would get some tins of tuna, but if given by Lord Fear there would be no tin opener included.
Anyway prehaps the Brollachan would get an Enyclopedia.
Skarkill would get a new set of irons
Lissard would get some tins of tuna, but if given by Lord Fear there would be no tin opener included.
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?
Hordris: a copy of the Maleus Malificarum
Treguard: a new Wyrmslayer to replace the one he gave away to the Arab chief.
Lissard: Sex in the city box set
McGrew: a Procaimers CD
Grippa n Rak: The Labarynth on DVD
Treguard: a new Wyrmslayer to replace the one he gave away to the Arab chief.
Lissard: Sex in the city box set
McGrew: a Procaimers CD
Grippa n Rak: The Labarynth on DVD
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?
Bumptious: a copy of 'Snow White and the 7 dwarves'
Aesandre: a copy of 'The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe'.
Motley: a joke book - that has some jokes that are actually funny in.
Aesandre: a copy of 'The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe'.
Motley: a joke book - that has some jokes that are actually funny in.
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?
Stiletta - A set of kitchen knives
Pickle - Anti-depressants
Mogdred - A mirror
Olaf - Speech Therapy
Giants - Tissues
Lissard - A truckload of Trebor Extra Strong Mints
Heggaty and Peggaty - Box of matches
...any more?
Pickle - Anti-depressants
Mogdred - A mirror
Olaf - Speech Therapy
Giants - Tissues
Lissard - A truckload of Trebor Extra Strong Mints
Heggaty and Peggaty - Box of matches
...any more?
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?
McGrew might also get a Highlaander DVD
Bohemoth: A new suit of armour
Brother Mace: Wheelock's Latin
Who would give what to who?
What would Christiams be like in the dungeon?
Is there a fan fic called Christmass in the Dungeon, if so does anyone have a link?
Bohemoth: A new suit of armour
Brother Mace: Wheelock's Latin
Who would give what to who?
What would Christiams be like in the dungeon?
Is there a fan fic called Christmass in the Dungeon, if so does anyone have a link?
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?
Sylvester Hands would get a bar of soap.
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?
SHould they get what they need or what they want, e.g. I'm sure Hands wouldn't be happy with soap for Xmas, I'm sure he'd rather have Ale.
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?
Interesting... a thread started by a flamer has, in fact, turned out to be a really good one.
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?
Plenty of people would give Hands a bar of soap as a matter of urgency. I didn't say he'd use it.
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?
Hordris: a New Medallion
Is Wintera awlays winter and never Christmas like Nania?
Is Wintera awlays winter and never Christmas like Nania?
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Re:What will they get for Christmas?
Raptor: Rogaine
Folly: Prozac
Lord Fear: Monopoly
Grimaldine: Copy of Austin Powers
Elita: An orange from Granny, complete with tantrum
The Dreadknort: Anger management.
Cedric: Tick tack toe because he must get bored sitting on that stone.
Lilith: Margaret Thatcher signed photo.
Merlin/Mogdred: A copy of Jekyll and Hyde.
Sidriss: Red Ruby Shoes
Juluis Scaramonger: Nothing cos he'd just trade it.
Folly: Prozac
Lord Fear: Monopoly
Grimaldine: Copy of Austin Powers
Elita: An orange from Granny, complete with tantrum
The Dreadknort: Anger management.
Cedric: Tick tack toe because he must get bored sitting on that stone.
Lilith: Margaret Thatcher signed photo.
Merlin/Mogdred: A copy of Jekyll and Hyde.
Sidriss: Red Ruby Shoes
Juluis Scaramonger: Nothing cos he'd just trade it.
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