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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by natnut » Sat Apr 08, 2006 10:41 pm

Motley called a girl Smelly Melly
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Drassil » Sun May 14, 2006 9:26 pm

We know 'cause we saw it on telly
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Sun May 14, 2006 11:11 pm

She wasn't best pleased
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Post by Brendy » Mon May 15, 2006 7:57 pm

As she was constantly teased

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Post by Mashibinbin » Mon May 15, 2006 9:51 pm

Motley called a girl Smelly Melly
We know 'cause we saw it on telly
She wasn't best pleased
As she was constantly teased
And so they had a fight in some Jelly!
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Thanatos » Mon May 15, 2006 10:22 pm

Grimaldine, when being of the Grey,
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Post by TuragaNuju » Mon May 15, 2006 11:10 pm

Found himself laying in some hay
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by GranitasIsCute » Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:04 pm

He had a fight with Hordriss,
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Drassil » Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:05 pm

[I know this is a fun thread, but there are guidelines for writing limericks; not just about rhyme, but about rhythm as well; and if a rhythmic pattern isn't maintained, it does get more difficult to keep the poem itself (and therefore the fun) going. Which is perhaps why this one had ground to a halt.]

Then let out a bored hiss

[One more line, and this becomes the thread's 64th completed limerick! (Unless I've miscounted.)]
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Post by TuragaNuju » Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:26 pm

He just had nothing left to say.
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by darkDescender » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:56 pm

While Lillith sat counting her sweeties
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by TuragaNuju » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:30 pm

A Goblin pinched one of her Cheeksies
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Drassil » Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:28 pm

I know this thread is for fun, but using a word that doesn't really rhyme, nor really exist, takes away the element of challenge, which for me is part of the fun. So could I please suggest changing 'Cheeks's' to 'treaties'?
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by Ironlord » Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:12 pm

Drassil wrote: I know this thread is for fun, but using a word that doesn't really rhyme, nor really exist, takes away the element of challenge, which for me is part of the fun. So could I please suggest changing 'Cheeks's' to 'treaties'?
Bzzzzzarp! Hitting the English language with a sledgehammer is all part of the fun. I seem to remember one day at school in a Latin lesson (Brother Mace would be impressed...) our task was to write poetry (in English - Latin would be far too hard) about some bloke called Horatius who beat an entire army single-handed - or something like that. I seem to remember a couple of lines of my effort read something like this:

And so the knights used their axes
To make the bridge fall down in stackses...


And I thought that was a stroke of genius. What else rhymes with "axes" anyway?
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Re:Knightmare Limericks

Post by HStorm » Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:13 pm

Faxes, waxes and taxes. :)
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