Personal Reach Wand (parody of Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode)

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Personal Reach Wand (parody of Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode)

Post by JamesA » Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:54 am

I've beem meaning to parody a Depeche Mode song to Knightmare for ages.... thankfully last night I managed to crack it.

Original lyrics and video

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Reach out and then press

Your own personal reach wand
Something to aid your quest, something that's best
Your own personal reach wand
Something against Lord Fear, something that's here

Opening doors blocked by a rune code
Direct, aim, fire to unload
Feel the magic power, the wand's finest hour

Key to unlock, dowsing stick's your rock
Maldame talks, opposition don't mock
It will endeavour to always fail you never

Reach out and then press
Reach out and then press

Your own personal reach wand
Something to aid your quest, something that's best
Your own personal reach wand
Something against Lord Fear, something that's here

Opening doors blocked by a rune code
Direct, aim, fire to unload
Feel the magic power, the wand's finest hour

6-4-2-1-3-5
Portal then comes alive

Reach out and then press
Your own personal reach wand

Reach out and then press
Reach out and then press
Reach out and then press
Reach out
Reach out
Reach out and then press

Reach out and then press
James Aukett
Creator of the Knightmare: 25th Anniversary Documentary

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