That Ole Level Called One = That Ole Devil Called Love

[Drassil]

What a Series 4 cynic might sing. Original song, original lyrics. Based on That Ole Devil Called Love, famously sung by Billie Holiday and later by Alison Moyet.

It's that ole level called One again
Gets new ideas then keeps doing what's been done again
Get a shield with an eye
The elf says it sees
And trots out his part

It's that dry old Forest of Dunn again
First it's Oakley then before long it's the hun again
But I still have that hope
Still want to cope
Knightmare still in my heart

They say that Series 4 needed more not to bore
So Hordriss, what a potion he did brew
Dickon carried it around on his quest for the Crown
Turned Mace into a lizard
But that was on Level Two

Might as well give up that fight again
I know darn well Knightmare's going to go right again
When I see that sorry door
I will just have to endure
On that ole level called one

[Canadanne]

Bwahahahaha! So true, and set to one of my favourite songs. Nicely done!