Fleeing Flooring (based on Being Boring by Pet Shop Boys)

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Fleeing Flooring (based on Being Boring by Pet Shop Boys)

Post by Drassil » Sun Dec 30, 2012 4:41 pm

Based on the Pet Shop Boys' 1990 hit Being Boring. {Video} (contains tasteful undress), {lyrics}.

I came across Akash's old photo
And information on teenage quartets
Cavernwights would cause consternation
For Hugo Myatt, a Dungeon Master
In the Knightmare Dungeon

When you're young you find inspiration
In anyone who's ever gone
And opened up a crying door
We watched and were never feeling bored

'Cause they were always fleeing flooring
They had little time to know right from left
And they were always fleeing flooring
They dressed up in helms, then took on the quest
And they were never turning back, just worried that
Time would come to an end

When they went, in front of the nation
with a knapsack and some trepidation
I would say, "If you're not careful
You'll have nothing left to pass the first level"
In the 1980s

But I sat back, and they walked forward
The tape was in, I'd pressed record
They faltered through a corridor
And I would often find myself feeling awed

'Cause they were always fleeing flooring
They had little time to know right from left
And they were always fleeing flooring
They dressed up in helms, then took on the quest
And they were never turning back, just worried that
Time would come to an end
They were always hoping that, looking back
You could always rely on a friend

Now I sit with older faces
With internet and shoes with laces
All the teams that I was viewing
Wonder how they've all been doing
Since the 1990s

I never dreamt that I would get to know
so many that did not forget the show
But I knew, in spite of dreams
You'd be sitting somewhere watching teams

'Cause they were always fleeing flooring
They had little time to know right from left
And they were always fleeing flooring
They dressed up in helms, then took on the quest
And they were never turning back, just worried that
Time would come to an end
They were always hoping that, looking back
you could always rely on a friend

And they were always fleeing flooring
Maybe they would end up gored
And they were always fleeing flooring
Maybe they would gain reward

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