Skel8ron (parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

[Drassil]

Another song parody about the Bimboid subplot. Based on Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne. Video

She was just bones, she had no flesh
Can I make it any more obvious
She walked alone, she'd cheated death
But did not smell fresh
She met Lord Fear
He had a plan
Wanted to kill a white-haired man
So he made her look like someone else
Just like the dearest of Hordriss's belles

She was a skel8ron
Two ls and you spell it wrong
She had no spleen, lip, adenoid
Thanks to Fear's sorcery
With spyglass of course you see
That she turned into the Bimboid

Minutes from now, there's a big cat
Hope there's a litter tray where he sat
Waiting around, guess who he sees
Nathan of Series 8 Team 3
He gets him to change back into the mage
Tells him the up-to-date Bimboid goss
He tags along, stands in the room
And Nathan and friends save him from doom

He was a dungeoneer
Down trapdoors he's plungin' here
Making his way to Level 3
Was he to Kabul led?
No, he got to Marblehead
With friends and his Quiche of Energy
[x2]

Meanwhile Hordriss left behind
Sidriss he knew he must find
Found her outside Bartram's shop
Is this how the story stops?
"I'm just window shopping, Dad,
But there's no windows to be had."
When he heard that, off he went
Hoping Brain Pills would be lent

He was a mage, he'd had enough
Of his daughter being an idiot
Thought of the scheme used by Lord Fear
And he borrowed his idea...

It was a miretrog
Not one for a dialogue
It was put under Hordriss' spell
It looks just like Sidriss now
But higher-IQ-endowed
Motley is dating it as well
[x2]