Wolfenden (Parody The Balamory Theme Song)

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Wolfenden (Parody The Balamory Theme Song)

Post by Skarkill » Sat Jan 11, 2014 12:41 am

Working in a Nursery I tend to get exposed to what ever CBeebies programs the little ones are into at any given point in time and one that is still popular even though it ended in 2005 is Balamory. So after a day of listening to the little ones sing the theme song of said same show I felt compelled, in order to bleach my brain of it, to do a Knightmare parody of it...





What’s the Quest in Wolfenden? The Watchers Would like to know. What’s the Quest in Wolfenden, where will the team go?

Will the team run afoul of Skarkill and Sly Hands? Is the way the quest will go?
Wolfenden! Or will the two villains be set scurrying, thanks to Gwendoline and Pixie The Pixie! The Watchers would like to know.


What’s the Quest in Wolfenden? The Watchers would like to know.

Choosing between the path of aggression and defence while trying to avoid the bold Sir Hugh. Wolfenden! Or Spying on Fear and avoiding his glare? While defeating a Blocker with the Day Word Is that the way the quest will go?

What’s the Quest in Wolfenden? The Watchers Would like to know.

Will they trade with Ah Wok Or strike a deal with Julius Scaramonger whomever should they trust? Wolfenden! Will they be joking with Motley the jester or trading insults with Elita the elf brat The Watchers Would like to know.

So...

What’s the Quest in Wolfenden? The Watchers Would like to know.
What’s the Quest in Wolfenden, where will the team go?

Wolfenden!
Wolfenden!


We’ll watch with Treguard and Pickle as the Quest unfolds.

Champions of Truth & Light, or Just Goblin Fodder? Questing for the Cup or Crown, the sword or the shield Is this one on The Opposition or will The Powers That Be win out?

What’s the Quest in Wolfenden? The Watchers Would like to know.
What’s the Quest in Wolfenden, where will the team go?

What’s the Quest in Wolfenden? The Watchers Would like to know.
What’s the Quest in Wolfenden, where will the team go

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Re: Wolfenden (Parody The Balamory Theme Song)

Post by Canadanne » Sat Jan 11, 2014 6:51 pm

Now I have a mental image of Skarkill working in a nursery. It's a strange image! ;D

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Re: Wolfenden (Parody The Balamory Theme Song)

Post by Drassil » Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:20 am

Canadanne wrote:Now I have a mental image of Skarkill working in a nursery. It's a strange image! ;D
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Re: Wolfenden (Parody The Balamory Theme Song)

Post by Skarkill » Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:21 pm

Canadanne wrote:Now I have a mental image of Skarkill working in a nursery. It's a strange image! ;D
;D ;D ;D

Your Welcome for that "LOVELY" Image Canadanne. ;)

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Re: Wolfenden (Parody The Balamory Theme Song)

Post by Gretel » Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:26 pm

*laughs rather too hard* Oh good lord!
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Re: Wolfenden (Parody The Balamory Theme Song)

Post by Mystara » Sat Feb 15, 2014 9:02 pm

You know, I came to post to make a comment regarding the song.

And the first thing that jumped out at me was the comment of Skarkill working in a nursery. Again, I feel the need to comment on THAT visual image, which is hilarious :)
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Re: Wolfenden (Parody The Balamory Theme Song)

Post by Skarkill » Wed Feb 19, 2014 2:00 am

Mystara wrote:You know, I came to post to make a comment regarding the song.

And the first thing that jumped out at me was the comment of Skarkill working in a nursery. Again, I feel the need to comment on THAT visual image, which is hilarious :)

Hey after I got crushed by Red Death and lost me Job to Raptor I had to take what ever employment there was on offer.


;D ;D ;D

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Re: Wolfenden (Parody The Balamory Theme Song)

Post by Canadanne » Wed Feb 19, 2014 4:48 pm

"Get back, you 'orrible little scum! Ooh, this is very unlovely!!"

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Re: Wolfenden (Parody The Balamory Theme Song)

Post by Drassil » Wed Feb 19, 2014 6:08 pm

I'm suddenly reminded of a product I once saw on Dragons' Den for helping babies not to slip down in their high chairs. It was called the Baby Grippa.

P.S. For reference, the Balamory theme song and original words can be found here.

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Re: Wolfenden (Parody The Balamory Theme Song)

Post by pjmlfc05 » Wed Feb 19, 2014 9:47 pm

Drassil wrote:I'm suddenly reminded of a product I once saw on Dragons' Den for helping babies not to slip down in their high chairs. It was called the Baby Grippa.

P.S. For reference, the Balamory theme song and original words can be found here.
Yes I remember that Dragons Den episode. The Baby Grippa didn't turn out lovely! ;D
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