Parody of Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes

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Parody of Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes

Post by Drassil » Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:26 pm

Based on Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes (not his birth name), this is about the first team of Series 6. Original lyrics, original song

We arrived at the studio
With a dungeon to beat
But our dungeoneer Matt, well
He was getting cold feet
So while he sat there fretting
We snuck a look at the script
And once we knew what was coming
We went to Matt with some tips

If you like mean metal guardians
And getting caught in a rope
If you're not into ogres
If you walk tall with hope
If you like saying food the French way
Like croissant or like crepe
Then in a hut down in Holmgarth
We will spellcast ESCAPE

He didn't think that it was shady
To know the dangers ahead
And Matt's decision was made, he
Would saunter into the quest of which we'd read
When he rolled out the parchment
We knew that he could relax
We had a spell and he'd know it
It's the reverse of EPACSE

Yes, he liked green talking dragons
And wearing urns on his bonce
He's not much into potions
He is into croissants
We got him all the way to Level 2
Where we found lots of grape...s
And when Fear left him frozen
We'd helped him to escape

Later, Hands tried to tie rope
Magic scared him away
Then Matt flew to a portal
And to a second causeway
It was the site of our downfall
And in the short aftermath
We all posed for the camera
And off we swaggered to Bath

Yes, we liked mean metal guardians
And buying mints off Ah Wok
Dragon flights over oceans
And the new life force clock
And we liked shaking up the moondust
To get out of a scrape
Got adventure we'd looked for
And a spell called ESCAPE

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