Many Dismissed, Yet We Won (parody of Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens)

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Many Dismissed, Yet We Won (parody of Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens)

Post by Drassil » Sun Dec 25, 2016 2:18 pm

Winning teams comment on losing teams. A parody of Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens. Video, lyrics

Simons falling
All around us
Treguard saying
That's you done
This is Knightmare
There are few soft landings
Many dismissed, yet we won

Time up, Martins
From detonations
And Morghanna
With her zaps
Farewell, Helens:
Floating swords and wrong turns
Goodbye, Tonys: drops and traps

We're gonna have a victory today
We're gonna find that maid
Sword, shield, crown or talisman
DISMISS won't come our way

Doom is waiting
Dreadnort's slaying
Ariadne
Loves to kill
Not for us though
Treguard won't dismiss us
We'll beat Malice
We'll beat Lord Fear

We're gonna have a triumph today
We'll spellcast FIRE or FREE
DARK or SPLASH or OPPOSITE
Or ARKEN (starts with A)

Alex falling
Ever downwards
Chrisses failing
Dans undone
Every series
So few teams left standing
Many dismissed, yet we won

Many dismissed, yet we won
So many dismissed, yet we won

Darkness falling
Over David
Steven, Nic'la
And they're done
Bye to these n'
Lots of other travellers
Many dismissed, yet we won

Simons falling
Except the first one
Richard's handcuffed
Or overdone
Quicksand's lethal
If your name is Gavin
Many dismissed, yet we won

Oh, Mark is winning
Dunstan's trouncing
Dickon, Ben too
More than one
Julie, Julian
Not forgetting Barry
Many dismissed, yet we won

Many dismissed, yet we won
So many dismissed, yet we won

Oo-oo-oo-oo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oooh
(...Nasty)

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