Majida (parody of Maneater by Hall & Oates)

[Drassil]

Based on Maneater by Hall & Oates. Lyrics, video

We saw her come out of glass
And grab the magic staff
Can it be true, a real pain in the... neck
She's got a long name
With sultans and moons, hearts and eyes and caravans

It isn't to Treguard's glee
That the elf's gone happy and free
The woman is wild, a genie dressed in pyjamas with attitude
Peace'll be shattered
And when push comes to shove, old Cedric was not this rude

Oh here she comes
Watch out there she'll wind you up
Oh here she comes
She's a Majida

Oh here she comes
Watch out there she'll wind you up
Oh here she comes
She's a Majida

Do dungeoneers think so too?
She knows what they can't do
"Too difficult", and then you need a sight spell 'cause she said
Down by the fire
The watchers are there but he talks to her instead...