Parody of Atmosphere by Russ Abbot

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Parody of Atmosphere by Russ Abbot

Post by Drassil » Sat Feb 03, 2018 5:48 pm

Based on Atmosphere by Russ Abbot (1984). Original lyrics

Oh what a dungeoneer
I said "Ooh nasty" to a hapless dungeoneer
And he's no longer there
'Cause I dismissed him from the dungeon of Knightmare

Well we're at the dungeon party
And you're out there on a quest
With your three friends here to guide you
And you hope you'll be the best
So get your body moving
'Cause the cup needs to be won
Oh, there's a pit
Don't step in it
Sh** sh** sh** sh**

Oh what a dungeoneer
I said "Ooh nasty" to a hapless dungeoneer
And he's no longer there
'Cause I dismissed him from the dungeon of Knightmare

Oh oh oh what a dungeoneer
I said "Ooh nasty" to a hapless dungeoneer
He should've spellcast FLARE
And got it from the wizard with the long white hair

69 teams altogether
Quested through the dungeon lands
As they journeyed down the levels
I would sometimes lend a hand
And I waited for my chair back
So I'd not have to stand
Oh, what a sesh
Oh, cast REFRESH
Twen-ty thir-teen

Oh what's that hat on Fear?!
It's halfway to the ceiling and it brings a tear
It is no "Treguard stare"
A papier-mâché beehive? Well it won't quite scare

Oh oh oh there's an Ashens here
I love a show revival with an Ashens here
Watchers everywhere
Can tune in (or sign in) for the cruel Knightmare...

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