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"Dooly"
"The Dunnswater is deep and cold, the fare for crossing is silver and gold"
"Hands like feet but down the other end of ya body"
"Revalanti"

Here's a few for the KM brewary

Mace's Brandy or how about stout
Smirkanauf Vodka or Smirkanauf Ice
Hordris light
Fear Export
Treguard special brew

yes, I think Folly called it dungeon juice.

Has anyone heard of Hobgoblin Ale, its real you can get it at Sainsbury's.

I alsways found the deaths of Mave (series 1), Akash (Series 2), Julie (Serioes 3) and the one in series 5 that blew the golbin horn.

I reckon a funny death would be if Oakley had ever killed anyone. He would probably have dropped the large branche of the dungeoneer's head.

How can you have dragon rides without open spaces?

"Julie, ask the goblins if they'd like a present."

"Ah yes, the lootings and the pillagings, and the bonkings and the tonkings on the head ofcourse. Well this is the orders you know."

Pickle: "Dicken's got the horn master."

Motley: "Your leg over and bosh your in."

Mug the Gargoyle: Doom
Olaf: Lost Vikings

I think it would be good if episodes lasted a bit longer, an hour is too long but maybe 35 minutes or at least the full 30 minutes.

I'd make the Elven characters more important and put Pickle into the game rather than making him an assistant. There would always be a clue room guardian and I'd get rid of the open spaces. I'd prefer to keep KM in the dungeons. Also I'd introduce that swinging blade room that never made it into ser...

Stilletta: Tomb Raider
Gibbet: Thief
Greystagg: Hexen
Grippa, Rhak n Tiny: Unreal Tournament
Lissard: Aquatic Games or Robocod
Lord Fear: Megalomania
Snapper Jack: Weekest link
Mogdred: Warioland

Ah, yeah, probably did, so what!

I think Lissard's favourite game would have to be sardines.

Grippa and Rhak become the new Ant and Dec. Grippa n Rhak's Saturday night takeaway.

I can imagion Sylvester hands singing it or maybe Motley.