Ye gods, I am late on this one, aren't I? 99% of the reason I visit this forum these days is when there's a new Eye Shield out, and I must have forgotten for the last two.

All-new fan commentaries, you say? I'd miss my own funeral to be on that.

And even if I wasn't, I'd buy the lot in an second.

The following parody features every dungeoneer name. Original: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=g1BbNH_vXAM At this point I had a challenge involving Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire . I thought I'd take a look back through the thread, just in case, and there it is already done by guess who on pa...

Testing, testing, ett, två, ett, två...

Am I still here? Had a bit of trouble with the old password dying on me. Still, it looks to be working...

EDIT: why's my text in bold and yellow?

EDIT AGAIN: it's gone back to non-bold and white. Is this a "feature" of the new board?

THREAD NECROMANCY ALERT! It's for a good reason, mind, because I've been wondering about the gargoyles' voices, and who provided them. The series 3 gargoyle appeared only once, and the opinion above says it may be David Verrey. On one hand, that's worth considering because Golgarach only ever appea...

THREAD NECROMANCY ALERT! It's for a good reason, mind, because I've been wondering about the gargoyles' voices, and who provided them. The series 3 gargoyle appeared only once, and the opinion above says it may be David Verrey. On one hand, that's worth considering because Golgarach only ever appear...

Ye. Gods. Can we give this contributor a medal? Or a frightknight trophy? That is a truly marvellous effort. Here's one thing I'd see if you'd all noticed about the original lifeforce clock: in one of the stages of condition green, the knight develops a jaw the size of Lake Michigan, as if he's been...

One month on, and I'm surprised nobody has mentioned...

*strong Welsh accent*
"Simon, sidestep to your left..."

At the time it'll have been greeted with gasps of disbelief. Of course, these days, now that we are all well aware of what happens...

Speaking of S7 and dwarf tunnels... Julie's quest on Level 2. After inspecting clues in the dwarf tunnels beyond the Rift of Anga, troll footsteps were used to hurry Julie along. How exactly would a troll fit in one of those tunnels [chuckle]? It was one of those tiny trolls that fits on the end of...

"Karen! You've been playing with his plunger!"

That gem might have passed me by as a nine-year-old, but was rather more effective when I was well into my twenties...

I think we're all losing sight here of what the number one highlight of series 8 was...














...Lord Fear and Lissard playing Monopoly. Marvellous.

(This is what I get for not looking here since the last Eye Shield... how'd this thread pass me by?) Ridolfo should audition for Blackmore's Night. He'd only last a couple of minutes before Richie Blackmore threw him out, just like he did with everyone who was ever in Rainbow, but it'd be worth a tr...

And, because it appears to be appropriate, here's the reviews of the Spectrum version.

Sinclair User: page 1 and 2

Crash: [age 1 and 2

Your Sinclair: page 1

Why is half the cast from Dorset all of a sudden, when Dunshelm is supposed to be in up north? We have Pixel, Oakley and the boatman, all with distinct West Country accents. Pourquoi? Don't forget Marta... ...who may actually have been Prince Ludwig the Indestructible in a dress. "Would you li...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7772620.stm Bagpuss creator Oliver Postgate has died aged 83, his family has confirmed. Postgate, who lived in Kent, created some of the best-loved children's TV series including Ivor the Engine, the Clangers and Noggin the Nog. His work, screened on the BBC...

Speaking of pookas backward-babbling, apparently they released a message from the Devil on an LP they made in the 1960's. It was called Sergeant Pooka's Lonely Hearts Club Band... And let's not forget the time that Judas Pooka covered Better By You, Better Than Me on the Stained Grass album, which ...