Things WE would never say...

[MoanaLiza]

Snowwie to Frightnight: Here's some oil and an anti-rust spell

GG: Fidget and Casper the Key were the best all time Knightmare characters and of course were my favourites

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

ML: If you come to East Anglia, make sure you don't stop before you get to Norwich. There's obviously nothing else to see.

Elita: I love you all, my gorgeous little pieces of fluffiness. Here, have some lego curtains!

[Velda]

Lol...I wondered if that's what it was. I'll try and post more regularly from now on  ;D

BVA: "The new series of KM will be a return to ChromaKey, real actors and dungeoneers, the way everyone loves it"  

[HStorm]

Heh heh, no need. Remember, these gags are rarely criticisms, just satire.

[FrightKnight]

Elita: Windows ME, is there anything you can't do? You just run so seamlessly...

FrightKnight: Ah-mee-gah? Omega? What's one of those?

Visage: I really dig that new tune by 50 Cent.

[HStorm]

Any fan looking at Mildread:  "Wow! Get a load of that crackin' bit o' tail!"

Any fan listening to Fidjit:  "That guy is so interesting."

Any fan listening to Motley:  "Hee hee hee!"

Any fan listening to Treguard:  "I hate conventional people."

Pooka:  "You overestimate me."

HStorm:  "That Majida's such a mong."

Drassil:  "Man, I hate fanfics that try to cross over two separate TV series. Shouldn't be allowed."

Snowwiewolf:  "I think it's important that I don't try to hijack this thread with pointless displays of cartoon magical violence... it's very undignified behaviour."

Emii:  "Y'know I've stopped and thought about it and I've realised that Kully's really dull. So in my next fic I'll get rid of her and replace her with someone sexy and exciting like Fatilla the Hun."

HStorm:  "Bring back Blake's 7? Are you mad? Do you know how much washing up liquid bottles cost these days?!"  (Spot the paraphrasiology from Dead Ringers if you can.)

[Emii]

Is Kully dull?

[LordF]

Not to my knowledge.

Lord_Fear: Mogdread rules.

[HStorm]

No, Emii, Kully ISN'T dull. I promise. (I'm a Kully-fan you know that!) I'm just giving an example of something you'd never say.

[Skarkill]

I Think HStorm was just being sarcastic.

I mean you couldnt get a more Boreing errrr....... I mean intresing Character hen Kully.  ;D

[HStorm]

Ooooh, b!tch-time is it? Well, we can all play that game...

Edward Deal:  

[Emii]

Lol its ok I can see the satire but if you do the opposit it implies that Kully is actually dull! Either way no worries.

B!TCHLET!

[Skarkill]

I'm not going to get into that type of (for lack of a better term) Word War with you HStorm, I wouldnt have a hope in hell of winning.  ;D

[HStorm]

Flattery, flattery! Oh you've talked me round...

Edward Deal:  


And tell you what, Emii, I've found a way of reassuring you that I don't think Kully's dull...

HStorm:  "I think Kully's really dull, and I will never be a fan of hers."

There you go.  

[Kieran]

Me: 'After RPG6, I think I'll hand it over to Adam again.  He did a better job anyway....'