Don't forget DRINK at some point too! I certainly needed one after my Daughter was born!HobGoblin wrote:Drassil Wrote:
All going well thanks. Due date is 7 weeks today - yikes!For a baby to be considered a true Knightmare baby, arguably a grand gesture should be made on Day One. Like, say, secretly cueing up the goblin horn sound on a smartphone and then playing it during the birth.
Chris, does your wife check the forum? More seriously, I hope all is going well.
I dread to think what the consequences would be if I introduced Knightmare based frivolity to the delivery room. Divorce and GBH would be the least of it!
That said, I have been considering spells that might be useful during labour - ENERGY and SPEED spring to mind, and probably MEDAL when it's all over!
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Just make sure there are no uncorked bottles of Fast Backwards potion in the delivery room. And if you intend to be present for all the formative milestones, don't take your cue from Scott's team of Series 3, who, after all, missed the first step.
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