New years resolutions

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New years resolutions

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What kind of new years resolutions would the KM characters have?
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Well, let's see...

Sly Hands: "I will only drink alcohol on days ending with the letter Y"
Julius Scaramonger: "I will only con people out of their gold if they let me"

And that's about it for now, seeing as I can't think of anything else that's not funny.
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Brother Mace: Join AA and take a few more Latin classes
Hordris: Further advance one's self in the ways of magik
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Pickle: I will remember and get a pair of toasty slippers to wear because this antechamber is flippin' freezing!
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Willowherb wrote:Pickle: I will remember and get a pair of toasty slippers to wear
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Elita: "I will cut down on insulting faceaches I haven't met before."

Lissard: "I will do something about my fishy breath problem."
Fear: "If he doesn't, I will!"
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Motley: I really must get some new material.
Brother Strange: Find out some more Proverbs
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Fear, every year: "I will never make a New Year's resolution again!"
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Name some resolutions that KM characters will uphold all the way through to 12:05am on New Year's morning.

LORD FEAR: "In final confrontations, I resolve to kill quests sharply, urgently, and without unnecessary preamble."

MARTA: "Oi resolves to do the top button on moi dress up, and to always stand up straight when the camera's on me."

MOGDRED: "I resolve to say something witty when someone insults me."

BARRY THORN: "I resolve to get to the point."

BUMPTIOUS: "I resolve not to make a fuss over silly procedural rules."

SLY HANDS: "I resolves to, like... y'know... wash."
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SKARKILL: "I resolve to be nice to Grippa and Rhark, or even lovely to them you know.... yeah... heh, heh, lovely."
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Setting aside KM characters, I've been thinking myself about resolutions for January, and I've narrowed it down to two. First, what if we're wrong about trees? What if there are too many of them? Should we be helping to reduce their number? If so, I intend to go about this subtly, by accidentally-on-purpose making a bit of a mess about the place when running taps, pouring drinks etc so I can use excessive amounts of kitchen roll and toilet paper to clear it up. Second, in this big, people-saturated, tree-saturated world, it's important not to forget that a measure of strangeness is good for maintaining a sense of self.

So in short:

1. Sprinkle to deforest.
2. Remember to be odd.

Like I said, resolutions for January.
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You can't see me right now, but I'm doing that 'we're not worthy' pose thing from Wayne's World. That's how impressed I am.
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Thank you. You can't see me right now, but I'm doing that 'schwing' pose thing from Wayne's World. That's how flattered I am.
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Switching to fan-characters...

Kully: I resolve to stop having random rows with my brother.
Crystal: I resolve to getting over my fear of water and to sort out Lord Fear so he won't call me 'kitten whiskers' from now on (and maybe I can scratch Lissard on the way).
Reconboo: I resolve to find a way to shrink my ears to normal side so I won't look like Dumbo.
Amy: I resolve to playing a proper game next time I go on Knightmare.
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