The thinnest books in the Dunshelm Library

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Snowwie, the book title I came up with was a short book meaning you do NOT know how to be unimaginative.  :)
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Sorry, I have a fever so my minds not working properly... *hits head a agasnt brick wall*
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oooh nasty...
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How To Avoid Feeling Bitter About Solitude, by Lord Bob.


I'm binding together all the entries today, and I'm putting up a compilation of the best ones on my site. Another post'll appear here when they're ready to read.
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How To Resist The Urge To Fantasise Too Frequently, by Snowwiewolf.
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Okay, kidsies, the compilation is now on Other Side.

I've had to leave out quite a bit to keep the number of entries down to (relatively) sensible proportions, and I've also kept a number of the more forum-referential ones out, as they're only going to confuse readers who don't follow the forum. I've also edited one or two individual entries to make them work a bit better, but credit has remained firmly with the originators.

Goto http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/id44.html to have a shufty.
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Nice one Stormy, loads of my entries made it into the cut.
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Here's a couple I thought of:

10 Easy ways to Gloat by Lord Fear

How to Lie, Cheat and Steal by Slivester Hands

How to Train Goblins the good old fashion way by Skarkill

10 Easy ways to insult people by Lord Fear

10 Easy ways to swear Revenge by Lord Fear
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Those would all be long books, Sly loves to steal and Fear loves gloating...
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Yeah, sorry LF, but Bob's right  -  I think you've misunderstood the point of the thread. Go back to the first page and have another look.
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The Art Of Solving Riddles, by Aqash & Team.

My Family And Other Animals, by Gibbet.

My Favourite Children Heroes, by Lord Fear.
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