Bloke Called Hands (parody of Broken Land by The Adventures)

[Drassil]

Based on Broken Land by The Adventures. Lyrics, official audio

Through Level One he'd creep
With schemes for quests and teams that lay ahead
His mind would roll and leap
His IQ lower than a loaf of bread

Where did he get those ugly rags?
And does he get rope burn?
Although his warts were charmed by hags
His grime is wide-ranging

Show me some grub for knapsack of leather
Help me find a password to clear the way
Come to me, foe who thinks he's clever
Yes there he stands:
I see a bloke called Hands

This guy was born to fail
That's why Romanha trapped seems so absurd
His mishaps make fine tales
About Barry, Matt and others you have heard

These are the games we watched at school
Us fans raised on Knightmare
And though Sylvester was a fool
His crimes were amazing...