The 12 KM Days Of Christmas.

[Emii]

That's a good idea! Start the thread!

(Not rude ones, I mean a KM version )

[Emii]

On the Tenth day of xmas my true love said to me...

Ten teams a-squabbling
9 Assassins Stabbing
8 Miermen Fishing  
Seven Ridolfos Singing    
Six drunken friars...    
Five... fai-led... quests.    
Four frightknights rusting...      
Three gargoyles whinging...      
Two goblins scavving...      
And Smirkenorff sitting in a tree.

[HStorm]

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

11 Atlanteans reeking...

10 teams a-squabbling...
9 Assassins stabbing...
8 Miremen fishing...
Seven Ridolfos singing...
Six drunken friars...    
Five... fai-led... quests.      
Four frightknights...  
Three gargoyles...  
Two goblin scavs...  
And Smirkenorff sitting in a tree.

[HStorm]

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

12 Technomancers gloating...

11 Atlanteans reeking...
10 teams a-squabbling...
9 Assassins stabbing...
8 Miremen fishing...
Seven Ridolfos singing...
Six drunken friars...      
Five... fai-led... quests.  
Four frightknights...  
Three gargoyles...    
Two goblin scavs...    
And Smirkenorff sitting in a tree.

[FrightKnight]

On the...

Oh, damn.

[HStorm]

Nyah nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah! No triumphalism here.