Lissard's Night (parody of Ladies' Night by Kool and the Gang)

[HStorm]

I've got a parody for the chorus of Ladies Night. Anyone want to help complete the song?



Oh yes it's Lissard's night,
And his skin shines bright.
Oh yes it's Lissard's night,
Oh what a night!
(Oh what a night!)

Oh yes it's Lissard's night,
And his breath's like sh*te.
Oh yes it's Lissard's night,
Oh what a night!
(Oh what a night!)

[Lord_Bob]

Oh yes it's Lissard's night,
And he's enough to give you a fright
Oh yes it's Lissard's night,
Oh what a night!
(Oh what a night!)

That's all I can think of, sorry

[HStorm]

Well the spirit was willing I s'pose. Thanks for trying...

[Lord_Bob]

Its alright, I genuinly am good at writing sometimes but this time it appears I have let myself down.

[MoanaLiza]

Its alright, I genuinly am good at writing sometimes but this time it appears I have let myself down.

I do that often not just by writing aka putting foot in mouth (main one), being almost but not quite as funny as Motley, being unoriginal, boring, depressive, ... okay i'll stop now before I bore and depress everyone and maybe even turning into someone like Dooreen!

[GrimaldineGrimwold]

I do that often not just by writing aka putting foot in mouth (main one), being almost but not quite as funny as Motley, being unoriginal, boring, depressive, ... okay i'll stop now before I bore and depress everyone and maybe even turning into someone like Dooreen!

Don't say that about yourself! You make me laugh lots, including tonight when I noticed your new sig.

And if there's anyone you didn't want to turn into, it's Dooris. At least you only have to ever meet Dooreen once, and you'd have had the chance to listen to Doorkis and his cool dialogue along the way.

[HStorm]

Liza, I refer you to your own "Priceless" thread. If your posts were boring, I wouldn't have bothered reading it, let alone posting a response to it within seconds of seeing it. And I'm sure the same goes for the others.

Don't be paranoid, we all adore you!  

[Becxsmagic]

Just a few suggestions:

• When a character gives their calling name they could sing "Call me" by Blondie
• When a dungeoneer has held on to a spyglass for too long and the advisors sing "Red eyes" (from "Blue Eyes") by Elton John (or perhaps "Skull Eyes" relating to the life force skull)
• Dungeoneer dies and the team are visibly upset. Treguard sings "Everybody Hurts" by REM

I've got an idea for the secone point, but stuck on the others.
PS Here's one that was started earlier:
Oh yes it's Lissard's night
Fear's not in sight
Oh yes it's Lissard's night
Oh what a night

Henchmen, we've all got one
A night that's special everywhere
From Dunshelm to The Greenwood
It's Lissard's night
And he's up to no good

Oh yes it's Lissard's night
Fear's not in sight
Oh yes it's Lissard's night
Oh what a night

In Fear's pool your face can be seen
And the places you have been
Lissard here, Lissard there
Everywhere
But Lissard it's your night you've got to be there

Oh yes it's Lissard's night
Fear's not in sight
Oh yes it's Lissard's night
Oh what a night