Treguard: 'Enter, stranger.'
[Two youths appear in the antechamber, grinning.]
Youth #1: 'Greetings, surly bearded Rufus-type dude.'
[Pickle emerges from behind Treguard's chair.]
Youth #2: 'Hey there, suspicious Vulcan green-clad dude!'
Treguard: 'Your names, please.'
Youth #1: 'I am Bill S. Preston, Esquire.'
Youth #2: 'And I am Ted 'Theodore' Logan. And together we are...'
Bill & Ted: '...Wild Stalyns!' [They play air guitar]
Pickle: 'Wild stallions, Master! Champing at the bit, I'd venture to say.'
Treguard: 'Oh, do shut up, Pickle. This is another of Drassil's contrived crossovers. But let's humour him, shall we? I am Treguard, this is Pickle. Bill, you act as Ted's advisor. Sit over there, and... advise.'
Bill: 'Sure thing, dude!'
Treguard: 'And Ted, take this knapsack for food.'
Ted: 'Woah! That is a most non-fashionable fashion accessory, Mr. Guard. And what's that most archaic looking crash helmet? [The Helm is put on.] This doesn't fit, dudes, and there's no visor.'
Bill: 'No, Ted my friend, I am your ad-visor. I will assist you most assuredly, while you embark on an excellent adventure.'
Ted: 'Most triumphant!' [They play air guitar again.]
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Re: They would never say...
Ted: This is most heinous! We're, like, dead.
Treguard: Indeed you are. And that means... Spellcasting... P-I-S-S-O-F-F...
Treguard: Indeed you are. And that means... Spellcasting... P-I-S-S-O-F-F...
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