Parodies of various songs by Madness

[TheBrollachan]

Isn't it annoying when you hear a song that sounds like it could/should be altered but cannot thing of lyrics.

Possible songs to alter...
- Nightboat to Cairo - based on the series 4 Dunswater crossing
- Grey Day - based on Sylvester Hands or a failed Dungeoneer who's just been 'killed'.
Many of the songs by Madness appear to have possibilities

Here's a version of a (Madness song) chorus based it on series 7.
Welcome to the Sewers of Goth, now I'm in level 3
Welcome to the Sewers of Goth
Welcome to Lord Fears domain, Lizzard's on his way
Welcome to the Sewers of Goth

[Drassil]

I should've reworked some Madness lyrics a long time ago - there is potential! A short one to be going on with:

This is what Treguard may have said, just before Simon in Series 4 was told to sidestep left, into a hole...

Hey, Team!
Don’t watch me, watch him
This is the heavy Block and Tackle room
The scariest room around
So if you're sitting on their seats
And you’re beginning to feel the heat
Well listen, Simon, you better start to move your feet
To the scariest unsteady beat of Knightmare

Sidestep beyond!

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Treguard wears his Friday best
Merlin’s tired he needs a rest
The kids are on a quest downstairs
Sidriss’ sighing in her sleep
Fidjit’s got a date to keep
He can’t hang around

Our fort showing on CITV
Our fort showing on ITV

Our fort has teams who've rowed
They try to guide their dungeoneer
And they usually shout loud
Lord Fear he's so house proud
Only SPLASH spells slow him down
And a quest is not allowed

Our fort showing on CITV
Our fort showing on ITV
Our fort showing on CITV
[something tells you that you mustn't turn away from it]
Our fort showing on ITV

Lord Fear gets up late for work
Skarkill tries to iron his shirt
Then he sends the goblins out
Sees them off with a small kiss
He's the one they're going to miss
In lovely ways

Our fort showing on CITV
Our fort showing on ITV

I remember way back then
When all the children watched KM
We would have such a very good time
Such a fine time
Such a happy time
And I remember how we'd pray
Simply wish it were Friday
Then we'd say, nothing would come between us
And keenness

Treguard wears his Friday best
Merlin’s tired he needs a rest
The kids are on a quest downstairs
Sidriss’ sighing in her sleep
Fidjit’s got a date to keep
He can’t hang around

Our fort showing on CITV
Our fort showing on CITV
Our fort showing on CITV
Our fort showing on ITV
Our fort was our castle and our keep
Our fort showing on CITV
Our fort that was where doors used to weep
Our fort showing on CITV
Our fort showing on CITV...

[TheBrollachan]

LOL

Here's the start to another altered madness song based on series 3:

I've been driving in a mine cart
its not qute a rollercostar

Can't think of the rest of the lyrics anyone may continue.

Just listened to Tommorrow's Just Another Day the starting lyrics sounds like a promising Knightmare song:

"Try hard I thought I'd done my best"
Sounds like something a dungeoneer would say

[TheBrollachan]

How about this song (based on Michael Caine by Madness)
#Sung by Scarkill (excepts bits in brackets)#

(I am Lord Fear)
He's walking where I'm afraid I don't know
I see the fright-knights jumping from the windows
There's panic and I hear somebody scream
(aaaah)
I picks up useless dungeoneers
And puts it in my irons
I'm trying very hard to keep my fingers clean
I can't remember tell me what's his name
(My name is Lord Fear)