These Teams (parody of These Dreams by Heart)

[Drassil]

Based on Heart's song These Dreams. music video.

Simon raised a candle
During Series Three
Spell called DASH got Giles
Moving in the trees
Wild blades were spinning
Some cut and some missed
While we millions kept watch over
These teams in the list

[Verse from extended version, not in video]
Darkness brought a threat
David can't withstand
Matt used SAMURAI
On a man known as Hands
I want them to win clearly
Or I'd boo and hiss
And what I remember
Are the teams in the list

These teams go on and they seek a prize
Every series, One to Eight, they try to stay alive
These teams that quest when it's cold outside
Every moment on the screen, a Knightmare and a dream

Richard took a dagger
Jericho wouldn't fall
And Martin's head got zapped
Through a stained glass wall
In Medusa's eyesight
Was Leo saved by GRIP
And Alex used a BAG
To catch Elita's lips

These teams go on and they seek a prize
Every series, One to Eight, they try to stay alive
These teams that quest when it's cold outside
Every moment on the screen, a Knightmare and a dream

There's something in there
They can't resist
They cannot hide away from the strain
They go on Knightmare
'Til they're dismissed

The cruellest laugh is Mogdred's
Tony ever heard
Simon's sidestep feat
Is ceaseless in bringing mirth
In a Dungeon of dangers
Victory is bliss
But the Helm hides one face
Of teams in the list

These teams go on and they seek a prize
Every series, One to Eight, they try to stay alive
These teams that quest when it's cold outside
Every moment on the screen, a Knightmare and a dream...