You can reach him by wellway
You can use a WIND spell, OK?
You can reach him by descender
You can reach him via mines
You can follow the Brollachan
Cross the mire like a Mireman
I don't care how you get there
Just get Fear if you can
You can reach him by rowing boat
Find a trapdoor and drop or float
Find a maid and climb down the rope
She took in Series 4
Ask Sir Hugh if you can ride his steed
Dodge the sawblades in a blaze of speed
I don't care how you get there
Just get Fear if you can
There are skulls and goblins between you
Also Hordriss the Confuser
But if it goes Fear's way, surely you'll be a loser
Make him the loser
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You can windsurf a sewer pipe
Take us up on a dragon ride
You can make it on a witch's broom
But you'd better make it soon
Come on, faceache, no dallying
Use a portal like the elven kin
I don't care how you get there
Just get Fear if you can...