Parody of Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan

[Drassil]

Grimwold the ogre sings about his determination to keep doing what he does. Based on Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan (2020). Official audio

I heard they wanted me to slay
'Cause before we had the Automatum, but he didn't stay
So I moved into this special place
Where boys and girls can go on quests with a flaking face

I'm having wicked dreams
Of chasing dungeon teams
And biting heads off hounds
I swear they're taunting me
Won't make the maiden proud
It's gonna cause a scene
She hears an ogre growl
I know she's gonna scream

"Oh, why can't you shun
All the young dungeoneers
Up here on Level One?" Oh Melly
I'm just having fun
As I rage for my meals
It's where I belong
Here with my

Big phony club
I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club
I'm gonna keep advancing in the quests as I should
I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club, big phony club

I'm up in the Great Corridor
Simon's in a hurry and he's headed for the door
He might have escaped into the Vale
I switch between shorts and trousers but I cannot fail

I thank my wicked dreams
Of chasing dungeon teams
Oh no an angry elf
So rude, I have to flee
Won't make the missus proud
It's gonna cause a scene
She'll see me sloping home
I know she's gonna scream

"Oi, what 'ave you done?
You're a bleedin' great lump
Where the 'ell is your club?" Oh darling
My time isn't done
I need three quests to heal
Then I'll be along, back with my

Big phony club
I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club
I'm gonna keep advancing in the quests as I should
I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club, big phony club

I think that Kelly's in a bind
There's no way off Level One
I menace from behind
So Mr. Grimwold wins the day
And I can hear a wifely drawl a dungeon room away, saying

"Oh Grimmy, well done
Rub my big phony nose
As you brandish your club" Oh darling
This time it was fun
And I'm setting the scene
For Fatilla the Hun, here with my

Big phony club
I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club
I'm gonna keep advancing in the quests as I should
I'm gonna keep advancing with my big phony club, big phony club

I'm gonna keep advancing
I'm gonna keep advancing