Parody of Whenever, Wherever by Shakira

[Drassil]

Treguard in Series 1, to the tune of Whenever, Wherever by Shakira (2001). Video, lyrics

Welcome all you watchers of illusion
To the Castle of Confusion
Phase with for us for the age of adventure
While Mary Whitehouse gives us censure
Dungeon of Deceit's beyond that portal
Only mastered by one mortal
Many lack the guts to leave the armchair
And challenge secrets inside my lair

Life force that must be fed
Helmet upon your head
You can't see
Beyond your feet

On levels, bedevilled
I watch with beard dishevelled
You'll be there and I'll be here
'Cause you're the dungeoneer
Turn left here, go right there
The Greater Game of Knightmare
Call advisors, they appear
'Cause you're the dungeoneer

Lucky that you get to tread a bold path
Answer riddles asked by Olgarth
Lucky to meet Folly with his jesting
And say the word "sidestep" (four quests in)
Lucky if a bomb does not go boom, right
And you escape the catacombite
And these two eyes, when they're both rolling
The quest is done, the bell is tolling

Life force that must be fed
Helmet upon your head
You can't see
Beyond your feet

On levels, bedevilled
I watch with beard dishevelled
You'll be there and I'll be here
'Cause you're the dungeoneer
Turn left here, go right there
The Greater Game of Knightmare
Call advisors, they appear
'Cause you're the dungeoneer

Time out is taking place
Freezing the fireplace
Time has flown
I stand alone
All the adventuring must cease
'Til we phase once more
Tell yourself: only a game

On levels, bedevilled
I watch with beard dishevelled
You'll be there and I'll be here
Watching the dungeoneer
Will they win or blunder?
Why care when nothing is real?
There's plenty left to fear
'Cause we'll run another seven years
[x2]

[Canadanne]

I love this!!