A great Knightmare joke...

[TheOldenDays]

This all reminds me of a truly excellent Knightmare joke.

Q: What did Mogdred say to the first dungeoneer from Series 4 after he'd fixed her faulty TV aerial?
A: "There will be no interference, Helen."

[HStorm]

What did Mogdred say to a caller when he was helping out on the phones on Children In Need?

"Do you so pledge?"

[HStorm]

What did the waiter say to Lillith, Hordriss, Maldame, Pixel and Aesandre after he served them their meals?

"Is ANYTHING to your satisfaction?"

[TheOldenDays]

Hopefully the caller gave a different answer than Helen and Giles!

Here are a couple more classics that were made up in my childhood home...

Q: What does Treguard say when he shows someone the garage where he keeps his clapped-out old Skoda?
A: "This is the lair of the dreaded car."

Gwendoline: The first password you'll need is Saracen. That'll get you past the first blocker.
Advisor: Ask how you spell it.
Kathryn: How do you spell it?
Gwendoline: I-T, duh!