Parody of The 12 Days of Christmas

GrimaldineGrimwold · Post by **GrimaldineGrimwold** » 22 Dec 2002, 15:16

'On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Challenge gave to me
Twelve Lord Fears-a-leaping
Eleven kidsies roaming
Ten Pookas pooking
Nine jesters laughing
Eight teams-a-winning
Seven walls-a-riddling
Six witches cackling
Five frightknights
Four quest objects
Three dungeon levels
Two clue items
And a Treguard who says "Oooh, Nasty".'

Altogether now:

'And a Treguard who says "Ooh, Nasty".'

Well done everyone.

JamesA · Post by **JamesA** » 23 Dec 2002, 00:07

H O O R A Y

GrimaldineGrimwold · Post by **GrimaldineGrimwold** » 23 Dec 2002, 02:14

I'd love to see the 12 Lord Fears-a-leaping. That could be a fabulous Knightmare spin-off stage play thing.

Debz_g · Post by **Debz_g** » 23 Dec 2002, 03:33

Indeedy, but also rather worrying! :)

GrimaldineGrimwold · Post by **GrimaldineGrimwold** » 23 Dec 2002, 15:04

Indeedy, but also rather worrying! :)

I just have this lovely image of them all jumping around the stage shouting at Treguard and some winning kidsies.

Hopping mad, you might say.

GrimaldineGrimwold · Post by **GrimaldineGrimwold** » 23 Dec 2002, 15:06

Ho ho. I think I just won the award for worst joke.

But perhaps the 12 Lord Fears-a-leaping might be a worthy addition to Hugo's panto. In the middle of a scene, on they hop, leap around a bit, then jump off again. No need to explain it to the audience or anything.

Pooka · Post by **Pooka** » 23 Dec 2002, 19:34

You are all very, very sad. ;)

Funny though!

GrimaldineGrimwold · Post by **GrimaldineGrimwold** » 23 Dec 2002, 19:57

You are all very, very sad. ;)

Festus, the Pooka's insulting Mummy. Din-dins!

JamesA · Post by **JamesA** » 23 Dec 2002, 21:23

You are all very, very sad. ;)

but hey, like we give a toss! ;D

JamesA · Post by **JamesA** » 23 Dec 2002, 22:12

All together now:

OOOH
NASTY.

GrimaldineGrimwold · Post by **GrimaldineGrimwold** » 23 Dec 2002, 23:10

He doesn't look so tough.

He won't be smiling so smugly when Festus catches up with him.

JamesA · Post by **JamesA** » 24 Dec 2002, 03:27

LOL - Nice one

Emii · Post by **Emii** » 24 Dec 2002, 11:32

Pooka, if you haven't got anything nice to say, go away. If you aren't badmouthing people's jokes, you badmouthing us or saying that something won't work or it'll never catch on or something similarly cynical.
How many agree with me here? If you check any of Pooka's posts you'll be hard pushed to find a positive comment.
If you think we're all so sad, why don't you make up something fun to do which you DON'T think is sad?
There - rant over.

JamesA · Post by **JamesA** » 24 Dec 2002, 20:25

Sorry Emii, but I'm sure Pooka doesn't mean it.

We just have to bear in mind that he's a been a regular on this site a heck of a lot longer than most of us :)

Emii · Post by **Emii** » 24 Dec 2002, 20:50

I apologise. Those of you that know me will know I have very strong views and I'm not afraid to express them. Unfortunately it gets me into trouble most of the time. Pooka still bugs me with his cynicism.

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