Five/ten reasons why?

[Lord_Bob]

Hstorm, I have not read your 5 reasons why. I have read parts of your site but do not wish to steal your ideas. Sorry you seem to think I would do such a thing but I assure you are wrong.

[HStorm]

Okay Bob, fair enough. No need to get nervous! I was just citing an example.

[Lord_Bob]

Ok, sorry to make mine so similar, purely coincidence  :)

[HStorm]

No probs, and I wasn't deliberately singling you out. (I could've pointed out all the "familiar" ones I read, but I wouldn't have finished typing the entry out even now!)

[Drassil]

Maybe at this point, someone should raise the adage 'great minds think alike'...  ;)

Backtracking a bit to the chicken-crossing-road tangent:

Assassins: *Say nothing, just flee sheepishly and invisibly, with the sound of clucking ringing in their ears.*

[HStorm]

Good good, keep 'em comin'!

[Drassil]

Perhaps if you suggest some of the characters that you still need for your list... (I don't have an encyclopaedic knowledge of Dungeoneers and Advisors, but I could always nip over to knightmare.com to jog my memory.)

[HStorm]

Snapper Jack... Malice... Mistress Goody... Maldame... Skarkill (don't hit me, Skarks!)... Ridolfo... Stiletta... Heggatty... Romahna... Greystagg... Olgarth... Igneous... Golgarach... Brangwen.

Maybe 1 or 2 others I've missed out.

[Drassil]

Ridolfo, then:

'Hey, you a bird! I tell you what: you give me the tips on how to make sweet music with thee birds, and I help you to cross road. That sound good to you, chick-hen?'

And Golgarach:

'Stop, intruder! Look left, look right, look left again, cross carefully when there is no traffic, taking care as you do so... then turn and face me!'

[MoanaLiza]

Snapper Jack:

This one's too smart for Jack, we go for easier pluckings.

[HStorm]

Ouch! Bit too much of a pun that time, but I'll take it.  ;D

[HStorm]

Another reason why you might have had too much to drink while watching Knightmare...

Every time you see a bird fly overhead you implore it to "say goodnight, Jack!"

[Skarkill]

Snapper Jack:

This one's too smart for Jack, we go for easier pluckings.

Just Add "Snipper-Snap, Snipper-Snap" and you have yourself a proper Snaper-Jack quote.

Hmmmm Skarkill:

How about this.

"It crossed the bloomin Road cause me an Grippa 'N' Rhark caught up with it an I said.

"Grippa, Rhark Leave It. That Chicken will make a LOVELY Rost Dinner. Right Stand your ground Chicken while I gets The Irons on yer"

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH.......LOVELY."

[knightmaredave]

i have good reasons why u have wateched too much in knightmare!!!!
U ARE IN A ROOM WITH A ,.OT OD PEOPLE DRUNK (FOR ME THIS WAs september 2001 21st i think and u mention knignhtamre as u have had too mcu vodkla 30 mins later r in a room with a bed and table and tv andf video knightmare series 4 is being played watichg alex fall over 5 times (as people founf this very amusing) now u know knighhtm,are is funny wen drunk!!

[MoanaLiza]

I went searching to dig this topic up coz I thought of some more similar.

Silly things you may do whilst watching Knightmare:

During series three you admire Treguards Fake tan enviously wishing that you could have a similar one

During a later series spyglass scene you hold up a magnifying glass

You start laughing at Motley's jokes

You start guiding the dungeoneer